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@medieval_rat What in the name of Hades is that?

Morning all Happy Easter.

@history99917180 Plus the biggest cake fine in history.

Morning all. Happy Easter. Today we remember what must be described as the worst scene guard ever recorded. Despite being in a tomb behind a big rock, the legionnaires managed to lose a body. If I’d been their skipper they’d have been having interviews without coffee and chair.

@hangingloosegoo 16:20 when I saw this hope you’re having a good catch day?

@history99917180 @cookmandy Constant rain up here and one of neighbours was cutting his lawn with an electric mower.

@cookmandy Oh yes. Absolutely this. A bloke in our road was doing his at 7:30am yesterday. I had to refrain from punching him on the nose.

There should be a law against people mowing a lawn at 8 am on a weekend.

@hangingloosegoo Funny all those exotic names for storms and our naming of a storm is Dave🙄

@SartorialThug (SLAP,SLAP) get a grip man stop with this honeysuckle nonsense!

I started this account to goad Jamie Oliver into a no weapons straightener and to call out nonce trotter enthusiasts. Now I'm enjoying Honeysuckle advice and posting pictures of blossom. I need to get a grip.

@hangingloosegoo Luxury….

@hangingloosegoo Nice carp good scales.

@RDPHistory Was this the one that took an anti armour weapon?

April 2nd 1982: As the battle opens, Falklands Governor Rex Hunt keeps the people of Stanley advised over the radio, and announces that an Argentine Landing craft is approaching the narrows to Stanley Harbour. People rush to see it when it suddenly explodes violently... 1/2

@dontforgetchaos Right ten minutes on the naughty step..

Oooops. I appear to have unleashed the uneducated again. Sorry.

@medieval_rat And what she calls you is in Italian?

@medieval_rat They are impressive is he taking over from Arecibo?

@FeeandpetePeter Was going to wait until Sunday but those ears had to be shared.

God knows why they had to build a rocket when the head of NASA could have flown them up like Dumbo, seriously check out the bugger grips on the lad.

@DavidPeake6 @GeorgeCochrane1 Mind you they both used to break the rubber donuts on the drive train for a past time.

@FeeandpetePeter @GeorgeCochrane1 You were lucky.

Imp, Hillman Imp... Reserved.

@CliveWardauthor Probably someone has tried it on a lonely night….

@EmRoman74 I oppose feudalism

Bring back the old aristocracy and the feudal system then ffs.

@TheStingisBack It wasn’t until I was reading his bio that I found out he started out as dancer

Two Christopher Walkens have a birthday today, and both are legends: the hilarious shuffle-king who somehow sneaks a dance into almost every movie, and the ice-cold intensity machine who hasn’t killed a man since 1984. Let’s start with the dancing one... 1/2

@history99917180 I always get a good laugh from Alfie Moore’s one about Zeus when he said about six burly coppers trying to squeeze into a panda and the felon trying to give himself up because the dog was loose.

Funny job memory. I tried this once when I went to a burglary in progress at an industrial estate. Me ‘come out or I’ll send in the dog’ Villain ‘fuck off, we saw you arrive on a motorbike’ Before you ask, of course I got them.

The Master Slop Jockey says that due to an end of fiscal year accounting error, you can have as many sausages as you want today……..