Jason Zions

@ElijahSchaffer This isn't "white people culture" (see e.g. Surya Bonaly). If this is anyone's culture, it's "rich people's". You have no idea how much money it takes to get from "young kid who likes skating" to this level. Socioeconomic, not racial.

White culture is beautiful. This is what they hate. Save it at all costs

@StevenTDennis And how many US safety regs does that car fail to meet?

This is cheaper than any new car in the USA. By the parent company of Volvo/Polestar.

@KInghasha @WalshFreedom Oh, look, it's Captain Whatabout!

@WalshFreedom Right and the Clintons are the least corrupt politicians ever

He’s the most corrupt person to ever be elected president. But Republicans don’t care. And his supporters don’t care. MAGA. MAGA.👇

@KellyScaletta That adjective (or verb, for that matter) can be attached to only two categories of nouns: anything related to ignition timing, and anything related to controlling the rate at which dough rises. Any other usage gets a "Hell No" response.

Can everyone please stop using the word, "retarded." You're not insulting the person you're talking to when you do that.

@XEng But they can screenshot and then repost those screenshots with their hateful/hurtful/stalkerish comments. Your Safety team needs to up their game, or you need to pay better attention to them, or your CEO needs to stop muddying the engineering waters.

Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works. If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).

@anne_theriault Best part of staying in Belgium: you're a short train ride away from France and The Netherlands. (But the street vendor vlaams frites are a string second place.)

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

@padresj @GeriKay301 As a reminder, the last time the US and Canada got into a serious tussle, Canadian forces set fire to the US capital. Jus' sayin'.

@Conscience4 @sahilkapur Who knows? That's one way of adding verbs and nouns to his word salad to get meaningful sentences. There are other valid ways to add words he didn't utter to turn his word salad into meaningful sentences. We shouldn't have to put words in his mouth to get something coherent.

@sahilkapur So what I understand from this tap dance is: 1. Childcare is not that expensive. 2. Ivanka and Marco Rubio are on it. 3. The tariffs and taxes on imported products will be so great that it will take care of all the people. Is this correct?

Donald Trump was asked today what he’d do about child care if elected president. This is what he said, in its entirety:

@SwiftOnSecurity As long as you combine the Dakotas to make room for Denmark, I can get behind this plan.

When I'm President we're putting ozempic in the water and shutting down Medicare after making Denmark the 50th state.

@ZeinerDaine @do_whats_rite @RBReich "stick lettuce" == "stock price". I swear, smart keyboards get dumber every release.

@ZeinerDaine @do_whats_rite @RBReich They won't do that, especially with the high cost of capital. Instead, they'll raise their prices until demand drops to match capacity. Profits go up, no add'l capital or people expenses. CEO is a hero, stick lettuce goes up, everyone wins except the consumer.

Trump has now proposed a 20% tariff on all imports and a ~60% tariff on Chinese imports. No matter what he says, tariffs aren't paid by the other country. They're paid by you. Recent analysis predicts his plan would cost the average family about $3,900 extra per year.

@ZeinerDaine @do_whats_rite @RBReich The two domestic competitors will do exactly the same thing, as it's the smart thing to do for the business and shareholders. That's how the real world actually works.

@shanselman "Okay, that's. We're done. Break's over, back on your heads." I have to tell the underlying joke to new attendees, but it contages pretty quickly.

My Teams meetings always end SO awkwardly and it's not clear when to leave. So I made live end credits. (no post credits scene)

@DevOps_Kitties @climagic Sigh. f The tar archive is a File, not on stdin/stdout. Unix commands were designed as does-one-thing tools to be connected with pipes. Over time more functionality got added to reflect usage; the "z" flag is an example. tar xzvf myfile.tgz gunzip < myfile.tgz | tar xv

@climagic x eXtract z unZip v Verbose f Fuck tar, this flag is dumb

Option Mnemonics: tar xzvf = Xtract Ze Vucking Files [said in thick German accent]

@ZeinerDaine @do_whats_rite @RBReich Nah, it just raises a pricing umbrella over domestic manufacturers who can raise their prices by the same percentage. Pure profit.

@do_whats_rite @RBReich Exactly what I've been trying to explain. Hopefully this will make it profitable for U.S. companies to produce here and put Chinese junk out to sea.

@do_whats_rite @PR52BTFLCommish @LoriLoo768 @RBReich The world today is wildly different than it was in Washington's day. Global transportation is cheap and safe, the actual goods needed are very different, entire industries have vanished from us soil... The world is as it is today, not as it was 250 years ago.

@PR52BTFLCommish @LoriLoo768 @RBReich I gave an example, not the only example. You can feel free to make a case why we shouldn’t use this economic lever.

@GHMansfield "Can I borrow your wallet to perform a paid service? It's just for a little while." The sheer audacity...

Hospital staff: “Can I use your wheelchair for another patient?” Me: “I’m sorry. I don’t let my chair out of my sight.” Staff: “Are you sure? It’s just for a little while? Me: “I’m sure.” (Staff shakes head and leaves) Don’t ask to borrow a wheelchair user’s wheelchair.

@gokpkd Any painter that can afford to eat the cost of employees and materials for 30 days while you get around to sending a check also bid the job 20% higher. Money ain't free. Tech bros know how this works, they just think it doesn't apply to *them* for some techbro-ish reason.