Feel Player

I paid $4,000 to see a functional Dr. last month to try and fix my gut issues (believed to be causing a chain reaction) along with a plethora of others. Here is my pre-tox for free - if this saves one person money, or better their health ill be happy. 🧵

@bencb789 Thoughts on the QQ hero?

Brutal. But it can be one of the most valuable moments for his career.

@LuckyJadeJules @NickSchulman @Ali_Nejad I think Schulman may have been under the weather the first 3-4 streams he seemed a bit off. I was fired up to hear him none-stopped up and his normal self. Ali and him always create some classics.

This exchange tonight re: Saaskilahti 🇫🇮 taking the fam to Disneyland later this week and whether he should spring for the VIP experience had me absolutely crying. 🤣😭😆 @NickSchulman : “But Papa WHY do we wait on the line?!” @Ali_Nejad : “HOW COME YOU’RE ALLOWED TO DO IT?!?!” Nick: I don’t knowwww, just … I’m not gonna punch MYSELF in the face, so…” Then Nick resumes his delivery of a small Finnish 🇫🇮 child’s soliloquy at Disneyland 👦🏼: “….The other kids are on the ride quicker! YOU are guaranteed a million dollars - at least!? But - we waitttt on the line.” 🙄😑😪😞🫠😂 @espn @WSOP 🎬

@JoshuaArieh @WSOP @MattGlantz I need you to call Ben Lamb or get him out of the poker hospital.

Room fulla fish in $25k @wsop horse and I’m on my couch to spite beat @MattGlantz a $300 bet Who wants to post this bet off for me? Surely there’s an ODB team that needs me in action

I really wanted to draft Ben Lamb or BK, saw @RealKidPoker scoop Ben Lamb and figured he had an inside scoop. Pain is all I know, where was this guy?

@TylerP_Poker For sure doing this to evade taxes if I ever have a huge score. The ol “I got robbed” trick.

Feel very bad for this guy but I don’t understand why poker players still want to get cash when checks are an available option for any amount >10k. If you’re not staying in a hotel or gated complex, don’t carry large amounts of cash. All it will do is give you anxiety.

Generally curious for people that believe in God (not saying im a non-believer) but do we really think God is involved in poker outcomes? I know Jerry Yangs answer. What say you?

@RGHall I was just wondering if he doesn’t know how to shuffle them? Also seems like a speed tell inside of it, def seems to get quicker weak.

Somebody bust Jumalon. Can't stand this chip shuffling. Massive ADHD.

@jeremyausmus Who are you, blockhead?

The final stretch of the WSOP grind can test even the most stable of poker players. The payouts line: a mile long, luckily you dont have any payouts Shaun Deeb is 5 betting all in deep in the main with KJo…”stupid lucky idiot monkey” you reassure yourself Sometimes you tweet out randomly asking for large sums of money from anyone willing Player at your table says “pot” after you raise. The dealer says a number nowhere near the actual pot. You don’t care. There’s no price you wouldn’t call with this single suited quadruple gapper out of position. And when that flop comes…you aren’t fucking folding either. Only a couple of chances left for glory. Tick tock. Tick tock.

The guy no one is talking about, Galiana probably a favorite to win the main. An absolute animal if you’ve ever played with him. Tough.

@shaundeeb Really should be a dealer clock installed on the ipad, each player gets a 2 min chess clock autonated on pay jump bubbles.

This is so unfair for every other table how does the floor let this happen there’s 8 tables left it shouldn’t be hard to be fair to the other 7 tables

@Ali_Nejad not as much Kurt as it is bucky barnes.

@CaitlinComeskey @tonydunsttv He did not have AQ of spades, someone had the A of spades in their hand..

Someone tell me what @tonydunsttv had IMMEDIATELY when it airs. Xoxo

@AMcQ82 @FossilMan @WSOP He is a stone miserable condescending dick to play with in person, and was arrested for involvement in a male prostitution ring. Why would they feature him?

@FossilMan @WSOP Can't believe you haven't been on the feature yet. Lets go!!

From 320K -> 1.285M on the still ridiculous and insulting mid-afternoon dinner break. @WSOP #MainEvent day 5

@bbshark888 @Kevmath I would think this is a yes, in Pompano circuit TA could have been used in Cherokee. To my knowledge this is the advantage/idea.

@Kevmath Are we able to use wsop TA to purchase upcoming hs circuit events? If not can we go to payouts to transfer to a different TA?

@CetSteadman @HorseshoeVegas 😂

@FeelPlayerPoker @HorseshoeVegas They did you a favor

Yo @HorseshoeVegas your food court subway guy just told me he is closed for “cleaning and a bathroom break” as the daily broke for dinner. Asked “can I get a sandwich real quick” and he flat out said “no” lol - continued to shut the lights off and leave.

@GmanPoker Does Garrett blink?

I made a lot of enemies in LA. Because I destroyed the games…

Should this be acceptable? I guess I don’t REALLY care, but we really need all this shit on the table @WSOP ?

The WSOP app will tell you your icm value - bet never facilitate a chop? Weird flex.

@MrBeast 12,345,678 pennies

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