Felicity Kay

@astroinrealtime I could use the help

72 hours from now, your biggest problem will be gone. reply to receive it.

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Blessed Be Everyone

Keep your eye on Saturday, March 21st when Mars & Jupiter will dance across the sky from one another sparkling like diamonds. This could open a magical portal to success, increased happiness, amazing abundance, good fortune, & big opportunities for expansion. Reply & Manifest.✨

@Piecezilla One that won’t make me sick… and no need for drugs to make this album infinitely listenable. A classic by not just by Patrick Bateman’s standards

I Want A New Drug 🎶d[ o_0 ]b🎶

Look 9ut @also_not_otter and @TheDude131369 this book features many but not all of his secrets. Like his passion for teaching chickens to finger paint or how he did the album covers for Led Zepplin

We’ll be free of mercury retrograde in about 17 minutes… and we won’t have anything retrograde for about 6 weeks, so enjoy the progress and the unencumbered movement while you can!

Whoa. One of the only ones I have seen that got me read for filth.

@futwolfhardware @Piecezilla Yep. Time to start start new things. New beginnings. It’s a great time to do! I was going to go into a thing about how most passive astrology enjoyers aren’t aware that most of western astrology is closely tied to the changing of the seasons/weather

@FelicityKay @Piecezilla This is a good thing?

In about 11 hours, the spring equinox will be here. The sun is at 0 degrees Aries and we have the start of a brand new astrological year. About 4 hours after that Mercury finally stations direct and all the planets will be unnumbered and moving forward.

this one hit a little too hard

A lot of people still think astrology is about prediction. Meanwhile smart people are using it to reduce friction, read temperament, and speak to others in a language they can actually hear.

when kafka said “all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding” and when richard siken said “if you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand” and george orwell wrote “perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.”

@Kaalos_ Yea well “Come Sail Away” is about being abducted by aliens and they are super excited about it

The song isn’t about a flying purple monster that eats people. It’s about a flying monster that eats purple people

Yea me too

@CatGodthecat No one is perfect 100% of the time

@FelicityKay 🫶 Generally? 🤨

Daf I do? 🤔😂

@ItsCarly__Bitch Fuck! I’ll call you in a few! Sorry I missed you earlier! Yay! Proud.

OMG At the risk of sounding like a total girl, I'm sitting in my car crying because I just found out that I start training for my promotion within the next two weeks and I'm so happy!!! I can't believe I didn't start crying right there in my manager's office 😂

@w0rm_face You can’t just add “-ology” to ANYTHING. And make it ok guys

@FelicityKay Ewwwwwwuuuhhhhhh

Just here to inform you all this is a thing for sale right now

@w0rm_face I know. The description is what got me

@OneLuckyGirl_28 I claim this for the one I care for.

In the next 24 hours, the Universe will drop u a miracle that will cancel every worry in your life. Claim it now.