Felicity V. Lay

social battery at a 0 Napping in DJ booth

TRY AND TAKE* YOU OUT

anyone else’s sinus’s try and you out at even the mention of rain

new performers will send me a paragraph apologizing profusely why their music is five minutes late meanwhile I'll text felicity an hour before the show "send me your music or I'll kill you with a gun" and she'll give me an email with no subject and a track called buddy the vodka

If only yall witnessed what i did. you too would look like this

NEVER COMING HOME

I made out with Alvin, Simon AND Theaodore

todos los días se celebra algo si eres mariquita

hot uber driver gave me his insta…. I STAY WINNUNG

ill be VERY happy when the flip bob wig trend is over :)

uber ride at 7am is so quiet…i think the driver knows…

When he pays for your uber to and from… god is good 10/10 night

@Greg1217 i second this motion

Milynn Monroe at Open Stage 10 times in a row and no one else please

@ClaireE613 rare me sighting

Sometimes I don't think I have that many tattoos and then I see shit like this and I'm like oh yeah I'm like COVERED in tattoos 😂

i wish there was an option to pay your uber driver a little bit more so that they don’t have follow all the damn rules of the road

well shit.

no yea this is fucked up

@hjrod What about local drag?