Felix

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@joi___ai sign me up ill do it 🫡

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@SaskioLoL Astronaut Bard

anywaaays… hi!! reply with your main champ and I’ll either let you in or totally flame you :) -Saskio’s Intern

Can we remove the talon logo from the crimson wolf weapon skin please

@sosonosonosono Asked the escort to legally marry me, that’s a

I'm 22. Just bought food from Panda Express No help from my parents. No luck involved. Had a vision, and pulled it off.

A huge part of Journey to the West is hundreds of pages of this but about Sun Wukong

feeling homesick tonight… so i’m thinking about my favs as people from my home land

海外ニキ達によればテキサスへ行けば デケェ肉、デケェメカ、デケェおっぱい全てが手に入るらしい おそらくワンピースもそこにある

Happy birthday Ramattra ✨ Here's a drawing I did a while ago, of how I imagine him as a human. #ramattra #overwatch

@Ziegler_Dev Can you fix the prox chat volume issues? I have the voice chat slider maxed out at 10 yet people in game including my own teammates are so quiet I cant understand them

We have a lot of convos around the game going right now, but one thing we've aligned on and will be doing for the next Cryo window is making Subroutines a 100% drop from each vault. Thanks for the feedback we'll keep hammering on more updates.

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

@kingpminch Murkrow :D

holy fuck bro

How Charter speaks to me when killing Runners for Arachne in Marathon 💀

@AstroDraws Murkrow

if this gets 500 likes I will do a whole series of these Drop ur fav pokemon below to get some swagged out.

The beauty of what bungie did with Marathon, is they took all the fun stuff about BRs and Competitive shooters and blended it with just enough extraction shooter to make every raid a novel experience. When you play a BR, everyone's goals are always the same. Loot, Gear up, Get a good position on the next circle. This leads to very repetitive and predictive game play. Extraction shooters mean that just about everyone on the map has different goals and reasons for being there. This is why your fights rarely happen in the same place, and even when they happen in the same general area they never go down the same way. Anyone who has sunk any time into extraction shooters knows this. The big deal is Marathon is the first game to really pull off a competitive PvP experience that is really well balanced while still having the the soul of an extraction shooter. This is the best way I can explain why the game has such deep hooks in me and why I am loving playing it. I can't stress enough how this is not a replacement for Tarkov, or ARC, or any other game really. It is a completely different experience.

. @MarathonTheGame @MarathonDevTeam Please add some sort of in game clans and have them work like a new faction the clan members can work together towards leveling. Maybe even a clan sponsored kit with gear chosen by the members

@HazelSoSlay I swear whichever team gets on top of Algae Ponds first gets to wipe the lobby, and running through intersection without invis is a death trap

i've played enough of dire marsh to say that this map is fucking dogshit and needs so many reworks to be playable

@dillonatm This one feels genuinely impossible cause everyone runs AWAY from my smoke 😭

Why are the Triage Mastery tasks so easy and the Destroyer ones are so fucking specific???