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One day I will be at the place I have always wanted to be.

!! Who will I hold if something goes wrong?

I think I’m the only Nigerian that’s hasn’t opened an account with these Fintechs. I use traditional banks for all my transactions and ive never missed anything

To the glory of the Almighty & in service to the good people of Surulere 1, I have picked up and signed the APC Nomination Form for the House of Representatives seat. This reaffirms my dedication to ensuring the people remain the focus of our continuous effective representation.

Move to NDC 🤔

A person shall not be registered as a member of more than one political party at the same time. That updated membership list you submitted in April, hope you did the Lords work? 🤔

😂😂 that guys Madàríkàn is too potent.

@Momopee2 @Omojuwa 🤭🤫🤞

@Omojuwa The marriage lasted only 4 months. It would be RMK's turn very shortly. Lol

Atikukates are wailing about Obidients. They must have thought “awoof dey run belle” was referring to food alone. Not all money is good money. Not all alliances are good alliances. Anything that will take away your sleep isn’t worth your time. You went to bed with a headless mob—myrmidons a Nobel laureate referred to them—and somehow expected to wake up feeling good about the night. Cry quietly o. Make you no disturb the neighbourhood. Won lo fa were lo yan won de wa peace of mind. You dey use werepe rub body and you wan waka jeje. How?

@tundeglasses Gnashing of teeth is inevitable, realization is just running late. ADC will do things to him that even APC will pity him.

@FemiMarshall ADC already working against him with that publication by Bolaji . Can’t wait for the drama .

Agent Kwankwaso let’s have that final nail late in May.

@BWLawal 😂😂😂

Sorry for the laff 🤣🤣🤣

@Advsola I will fight you o! 🤫

Kwankwaso may not run with Obi. He might also pick another party to use.

@tosyn__ lol

And please, there’s no point blaming PO for what happened abeg. This was out of his hands and this is the only thing he can do tbh. Channel your negativity into making sure you actually get up and vote.

@tundeglasses He hasn’t realized it yet, but there’s no outcome here that works in his favor.

@FemiMarshall 😂😂

@MsTyma_ Igbe buruku

Ki o lo gba emi fun mi

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Jump How high?

lol my guy! Oshokomole

Need to watch another series like Homeland

ABUJA, FCT APRIL 27, 2026 PRESS STATEMENT APC RELEASES REVISED TIMETABLE FOR 2027 GENERAL ELECTIONS The All Progressives Congress (APC) has released its revised timetable and schedule of activities for the 2027 General Elections. This is contained in the revised schedule of activities signed by the Party’s National Organising Secretary, His Excellency Sulaiman Muhammad Argungu, OFR. The revision includes changes to timelines for, among others, screening, appeals, and primary elections, as well as directives on the sale of forms and the Party’s bank accounts approved to receive all payments relating to the purchase of Expression of Interest and Nomination Forms. Signed: Felix Morka, CON National Publicity Secretary All Progressives Congress (APC)

Thank you Jesus