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@Femi_blaine

Just a wee bit unhinged + married to Saweetie in some other universe

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Morty
Morty@Femi_blaine·
Understand that twitter is a grand collection of opinions from all varieties of brains in this world. Some will piss you tf off. You’re either open to learn or continue upon your path to ignominy. Internet never forgets
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Man’s NOT Barry Roux
Man’s NOT Barry Roux@AdvoBarryRoux·
If this appears on your timeline kindly REPORT! 💔 Omphile Sethole (2) was kidnapped from her home in Ga-Mabuela village during the early hours of Saturday 2/5/26. Omphile was wearing a pink jersey and black tights. For any info kindly contact the nearest police station.
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🏴‍☠️@ANOINTEDCHIEF·
A woman that wants to suck your dick vs a woman you had to ask to suck your dick, that’s two different dick sucks
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Anambra 1st son
Anambra 1st son@UchePOkoye·
It all makes sense why Donald Trump’s position on Nigeria is “vague” This is crazy!!! Nigerians need to wake up!
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Morty
Morty@Femi_blaine·
@DaBestGT @IduhJr @DavidHundeyin His proposed governance and whether or not he manages to get that seat are two different topics. Like I said, impunity reigns, we could come out in 200m votes and INEC will wait for 2am and declare him winner again. Our actions next is what will decide our fate, not the election
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David Hundeyin
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin·
I know I'm not a USD centimillionaire like P.O., but that's exactly what I did at my own level. The COS and 5-year UK work visa with pathway to ILR that you people spend years killing yourselves over is what I voluntarily gave up. My nice 2-bedroom terraced house in Cowgate, Newcastle with my manicured lawn in front, my beautiful garden at the back, and my little Fiat 500 parked on my driveway is what I gave up. The person who took the property after I left is also a Nigerian and he's here on Twitter. My comfortable £40,000/year Project Management role at an electric vehicle startup, with my office window directly facing St James' Park is what I gave up. Free tickets to watch Newcastle beat PSG in the Champions League is what I gave up. I had a life that many of you would consider to be the dream, and I gave it all up and came back to Africa for one simple reason - I cannot believe in 2 contradictory things at the same time. I cannot serve and exist inside the imperial system that I hate, then come here everyday to tell Africans to rebel against that system. That would make me a hypocrite. As soon as I understood the full ugliness of the empire I was always criticising, remaining there would have been the same thing as cosigning it with my labour, my money and my participation. If you believe in something, you should be willing to sacrifice for it and even take pain for it. And if I can hold myself to that standard, then I can definitely hold my would-be political leaders to that same standard. And if it's not "fair" to expect any sacrifice from them, then they should go buy an island villa in the Maldives and sip sherries for the rest of their days. Nobody is forcing anybody to be in politics and Peter Obi is not a deity that is above criticism. Mao Zedong once led his Red Army on a 6,000km foot trek during winter without food supplies. He used to go to sleep cold and hungry like his men. That's what it can take to be a revolutionary leader. Nobody is asking Peter Obi to do even 2% of that, so why do you people always get so defensive whenever his name is mentioned in any context except blind adulation? Why aren't we allowed to ask why the Nigerian political leader whose entire platform is built on revolutionary ideas does not want to do what it takes to bring those ideas to reality? And if he's too cool to lead poor bastards like us, then what is he doing there? Why do we need him? Is he a greater or more important leader than Chairman Mao?
Tochi@stephtochi

@DavidHundeyin It's easier to say things than to maintain them. You expect him to sell his properties abroad and come to Nigeria to start fighting for people who are not ready to be liberated.

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Morty
Morty@Femi_blaine·
@R_eq_uin That's why I enjoyed the idea of VP Datti, he talked strong (we'll never know if actions would back it up) but he was a polar opposite to PO.
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Onyeka ☭
Onyeka ☭@R_eq_uin·
PO would make an excellent administrator under a revolutionary government that has seized power. But I fear he doesn't have the stomach to go full scorched earth and fight the colonizers. My read is that he's more of a Deng Xiaoping. Stubborn as hell, with brilliant ideas that can transform Nigeria. But he needs someone to do the dirty work first. Someone who will send the traitors to the gallows without trial, nationalize our minerals and oil with haste and spit in the eye of the colonizers. He'd need a Mao Zedong essentially.
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin

The basic issue with P.O. is the same issue I had until 2024 - he refuses to acknowledge that his platform is fundamentally anti-imperial. The idea of moving Africa's largest population "from consumption to production" is a fundamentally anti-imperialism idea. The existence of Nigeria as a consumer-import-dependent, natural resource exporter that spends resource export revenues on imported finished goods without having an industrial base to manufacture its own, is not an accident of "poor leadership" - it is the direct goal of neo-colonialism. When instead of manufacturing goods, Nigeria instead haemorrhages its natural resources and human talent, and only receives some insufficient USD resource rents in return, this ensured that Nigeria and its African contemporaries remain artificially poor, while people who live in places where for 6 months every year, the ground freezes solid and daily sunshine is only 5 hours, remain artificially wealthy. That is the core of the Euro-American imperial system. The military branch of this imperial system is called NATO. The governance/policy arms are called IMF/World Bank. The economic arm is called WTO. The academic/social arms are the Foundations, NGOs, policy research institutes and universities. This is what P.O. is actually up against. So if P.O. says he wants to "move Nigeria from consumption to production", it is the same thing as declaring war on Europe, its sugar daddy in Washington, and its spiritual leader in Tel-Aviv. And if you're going to do that, you need to be fully locked in, and you need to be prepared to lose everything of yours that is under the empire's control. I finally realised this in June 2024, and that's why I quit my £40,000/year project management job in Newcastle, packed up all my shit, withdrew all my money, gave up my 5-year UK visa, and bought a 1-way ticket back to Accra. As I am now, if and when I end up in a position of power, there is zero leverage that any white man anywhere on earth can use to blackmail me into maintaining this imperial system. I don't have property in their countries. I don't have money in their banking systems. I don't have children in their schools and universities. The most they can do is ban me from their social media. P.O. does not want to do the same. His children are comfortable and integrated pseudo-westerners. He has property in the UK. He has money in their banks. He enjoys that regular suite at the Hilton Paddington too much. He's trying to run on a revolutionary, anti-imperialist platform while pretending that he is a friend of the Western world who doesn't want to pick a fight with them. The problem with this is that oyibo people don't play those games. These people murdered Patrice Lumumba over a speech. You might not see yourself as their enemy, but they DEFINITELY know on what side their bread is buttered, and they know that a Nigeria where ships berth everyday, offload consumer goods, and sail away only with natural resources or empty, is a Nigeria that remains strategically poor and profitable to their empire. They KNOW that a Nigeria under Peter Obi where education and health are properly funded, where Chinese-inspired industrial policy is enacted, where railways and steel production move to the top of national priority, and where those ships eventually start sailing from Nigeria laden with manufactured goods for export to the world, is the Nigeria that will destroy their entire parasitic way of life. And I'm sure P.O. knows this too, but he's invested in pretending that he can play both sides, the same way Patrice Lumumba wasted valuable time doing "I am not a Communist" and trying to play nice with the same people until they killed his ass, dissolved him in sulphuric acid, and kept his gold tooth as a souvenir. That's why I've moved on from the Obidient thing. Both he and his supporters don't know what they want and I'm exhausted. Even his Bible says "How long will you be limping between two opinions?"

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Morty
Morty@Femi_blaine·
So it begins
oseni rufai@ruffydfire

🔴Registration Of NDC Raises Concerns As ADA Seeks Legal Action Against INEC. A wave of controversy has erupted following the registration of the Senator Dickson-led National Democratic Congress (NDC), as the All Democratic Alliance (ADA) raises concerns over the legitimacy of the process. Promoters of the ADA claim that the NDC was registered through fraudulent means that bypassed the guidelines established by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC). During appearances on Arise News Morning Show and Trust TV, Dr Umar Ardo, a key figure in the ADA, criticised INEC for allegedly deviating from its procedures by registering a political party that he claims did not go through the official screening process. Ardo revealed that initially, 171 political associations expressed interest in registration, but only 14 were shortlisted by INEC. On September 15, 2025, INEC published the list of 14 associations that advanced to the next stage, which involves verification of their offices nationwide. Of the 14 groups, only eight proceeded to the verification stage on INEC’s portal. Ardo asserted that the ADA adhered to all requirements and actively participated in the process, but was denied registration. He said: “It is shocking that a political association that did not submit an application, was not shortlisted among the 14, and did not make the final eight, suddenly appeared with a registration certificate.” Ardo rejected INEC’s explanation that the NDC was registered on the basis of a court order, describing the claim as untenable. He argued that the due process of law would require proper filings and INEC’s participation in court proceedings. “For a court to give such an order, there must have been submissions, and INEC must have been served and represented. We intend to obtain Certified True Copies of the court processes from the Federal High Court in Lokoja to understand what transpired,” he added. In contrast, he alleged that the NDC was absent throughout the stages. He expressed disbelief that a political association that did not apply, was not shortlisted, and did not make the final cut, suddenly obtained a registration certificate. Ardo contested INEC’s explanation that the NDC was registered pursuant to a court order, arguing that proper judicial procedures would require INEC’s participation in court proceedings. Political Affairs Int

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Morty
Morty@Femi_blaine·
@IduhJr @DavidHundeyin The west have scripts, we are experiencing this level of decay because tinubu is their asset, he simply cannot and doesn't want to go against them so he does everything they say, PO isn't an asset, they will his tenure miserable but it'll still have an upward trajectory
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Ryan Adams@IduhJr·
@Femi_blaine @DavidHundeyin How can he stop this nosediving without getting power? Even if he gets the power he can't change anything without going to war with the west. This is what y'all keep failing to understand.
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Morty@Femi_blaine·
@DavidHundeyin I don't have enough characters here to say my thoughts, but he's who we have now, Nigerians have no singular mindset to act as a collective, the thought of another 4yrs of tinubu should be the trigger that's needed when he INEVITABLY rigs himself back in. If not, let Nigeria burn
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David Hundeyin
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin·
The problem is that the real masquerades he is up against don't care. They won't even allow an Obasanjo or even a Goodluck Jonathan type to occupy that office again. We only get Buharis and Tinubus. The only way P.O. gets anywhere near that office is total national rebellion. And if he's too rich and polite to make it happen, but he insists on occupying impotent political space with an electoral ambition that is not going to happen, then what is the point of all this exactly? That is my point. I actually want this man to become president, but *HE DOESN'T!*
Morty@Femi_blaine

@DavidHundeyin He's not a Lumumba, his character can't just change overnight, he can't go to war with the west (in the capacity of a revolutionary), but he sure as hell can stop this nosediving into hell that western stooges have put us on in the last decade or two

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ARROW@phresh_arrow·
I'm 26 and the dream of being a young husband and father is fading away
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Asanwa.sol
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz·
You people will come on this app and confidently mislead people on something you have zero knowledge about. Buying Dangote Refinery shares with a 150k salary will not take anyone out of the trenches. NGX is not a meme coin. Dangote Refinery is currently preparing for its IPO with an estimated valuation of *$40 Billion to $50 Billion**. In Naira, that is over 60 TRILLION Naira. You are telling a guy who earns 150k a month to use 7k to buy a microscopic fraction of a 60 Trillion Naira asset and expect it to magically pay his house rent in a few years? If you earn between 100k and 250k, and you aggressively scrape 20k monthly to buy shares, you would have invested 240k by December. Even if the refinery does a miraculous 20% return, your profit for tying down your hard-earned survival money for 365 days is just 48k. That cannot even buy a half bag of rice today. Inflation will swallow that profit before the dividend is even paid. Let's even scale it up. Let's say you manage to invest a whole 1 Million Naira. A very solid 20% return gives you 200k profit in an ENTIRE YEAR. Is 200k after 12 months changing your life? No. Dangote Refinery stock are for WEALTH PRESERVATION, not poverty eradication. It is for the person sitting on 50m who wants to park heavy liquidity, hedge against inflation. It is NOT for Emeka who's eating from hand to mouth in this economy. If your income is small, take that 7k and use it to eat. 7k is not magically paying your house rent in 2030 because you bought dangote refinery stock.
ThatBlessedGirl@BlessedGirl001

Make I no talk.... I don't want to say a hard-core truth that will shatter a lot of people. Especially Salary earners. Even if I don't say it, they are already feeling the heat. One advice I will give to all salary earners, is that they should take serious advantage of Dangote Refinery shares that will soon be listed on the Nigeria Stock Exchange market this year July/August. Invest buy Dangote Refinery shares. A word is enough for the wise.

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RbrnJerry
RbrnJerry@RbrnJerry·
My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved. Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done. Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens. Please help and re-post 🙏 @PoliceNG
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Morty@Femi_blaine·
Come on Celtics!
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Morty@Femi_blaine·
Celticssssss Lol
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Morty@Femi_blaine·
@Fallinlovewime Girl can't you seeeee, you dey make me kowwwwlooowwwww
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Chef Tiara
Chef Tiara@Fallinlovewime·
When I sleep is you When I dream is you When I breathe is you When I eat is you Anything I do Why must it be you?
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