El Loco Gati

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Portugal is top 3.

From @TheAthleticFC: All teams have now played their first game at the 2026 World Cup. We re-ranked all 48 teams based on their performance so far. See the full rankings: nyti.ms/3SuSeC7

@WashedPolicy @AlexiLalas Yeah. Viewership totals.

@FerdndVII @AlexiLalas Except they are setting new records for viewership totals. What are you even talking about?

It’s happening. Simpler, fairer, cleaner…and more lucrative.

@SportsBallregen @B_Roettger @AlexiLalas When Spain and Portugal suck, Cabo Verde and Congo suck equally or more. I can't understand how that's fun.

@FerdndVII @B_Roettger @AlexiLalas No. We are not going back. Expanded is more fun. 32 is boring compared to this. We are seeing Cabo verde drawing against Spain and Congo against Portugal

@B_Roettger @AlexiLalas OK. Back to 32 teams then.

@FerdndVII @AlexiLalas Cleaner/fairer as in just top 2 teams advance not some of the best 3rd place teams impossibly gauged against other groups.

theyll never be able to afford a nest

@KMbappe Luis Enrique wouldn't approve.

58 buts. 👑 Une grande fierté de pouvoir devenir le meilleur buteur de l’histoire de notre sélection, un pays qui vu passer tant de grands joueurs. Merci à l’ensemble mes coéquipiers, au staff et la FFF pour l’éternelle confiance depuis le premier jour. Et merci à vous pour votre soutien. On continue, il reste beaucoup à faire… 💙🤍❤️ @equipedefrance

@theperpetuity @EddyElfenbein Hobos peeing on the streets. That almost never gets reported on the BBC.

@EddyElfenbein How so? Examples?

Give the people what they want.

@RichardDees @MariaTrisac @eselprimerpalo Dale Richard, estamos contigo. Hay que tener bemoles para enfrentarse al Real Vinicius Club de Fútbol.

No es verdad lo que has dicho, @MariaTrisac. Mbappe ha marcado con el Madrid más de un gol como el tercero de hoy. Estaría bien que dejases tus fobias fuera del estudio. @eselprimerpalo

@theiaincameron You never cease to amaze.

Spain v Cape Verde is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries’ highest points are volcanoes in Macaronesia. Spain tops out at Mount Teide in Tenerife. Cape Verde tops out at Pico do Fogo on Fogo. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

@theiaincameron I bought a pound of those the other day.

Iran v New Zealand is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries are the sole wild home of a globally recognisable animal. Iran has the last Asiatic cheetahs. New Zealand has the kiwi. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

@theiaincameron Wow.

@FerdndVII All that is required is the ability to look at a map. This one literally took me about 20 seconds.

Sweden v Tunisia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries’ only two land neighbours meet at one of the country’s extreme points. Norway and Finland meet at Sweden’s northernmost point. Algeria and Libya meet at Tunisia’s southernmost point. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

@jeicialva @abertini1 Simuló un patadón. Pero sí era falta.

@abertini1 Yo veo que hay contacto cuando levanta el pie izquierdo. Pero como no mostraron más que esta toma y pasan lenta solo la primera parte donde no lo toca. Es MALO ese arbitro de VAR, arbitro español tenía que ser.

La regla de la “Identidad equivocada” se aplicó por primera vez en la historia del fútbol. El VAR intervino para trasladar una tarjeta amarilla del defensor Ream de Estados Unidos al atacante Almirón de Paraguay, quien había simulado una falta. Opiniones?

@EddyElfenbein Its tea cup handle pattern is about to culminate in a violent meltup.

@centregoals Kaká is great.

🚨🚨🎙️| Kaká on his Real Madrid legacy: "If you search for Real Madrid's worst signings, I show up first alongside Hazard."

@theMadridZone @marca A team without balls. You can't win like that.

🚨 BREAKING: The England National Team had their equipment STOLEN during their trip from Palm Beach to Kansas City. Boots, balls, and other gear were stolen from the team. @marca

@vox_barcelona ¿Quién es el cabecilla de la red de robo de joyerías?

‼️ #URGENTE La policía ha frustrado de esta forma el atraco a una joyería en Sarriá. Hay al menos cinco detenidos. VOX denuncia una semana trágica de inseguridad en Barcelona, tras el asesinato de un hombre a tiros hace escasos días en la calle Balmes.

@america Paraguay might beat you.

America is the greatest country in the world and it’s not even close 🇺🇸