Fergus Mac Cloud

Hello! My name is Fergus Mac Cloud and here's a bit about me! My estimated date of birth is March 29, 2024. I was found injured on the side of a highway by a large, furless beast I have come to learn is called a 'human'. I am not so sure about these human things. ⬇️

@ItsMeDeaner I had a cat who always got my cereal milk. Despite being told adult cats weren't supposed to have cow milk, she did just fine having her daily cereal milk. I, however, eventually grew out of being able to have cow milk. 😔

Poodle’s waiting for cereal milk. Since he has diabetes and I like sugar cereal, he only gets a small bit

@theasscat One of them is painting pictures of dogs. Others are rolling in their graves. As for the rest? No idea.

Where are the former Presidents? They all need to be united and speaking up.

@BitchestheCat So is that what I just saw at @Number10cat 's account? And how does one "Make Cats Make America Great Again Again"? And also, why is he seemingly both for and against cats? Bots would do a better job.

Twitter spam was always an issue. Elon solution was to pay people to make more Twitter spam? what the fuck is wrong with that guy? How is he so irreparably broken in such an infinite number of ways.

@BitchestheCat Wait... Is that the sound LB makes when he exhales? Or maybe when he lands on the bed after flying through the air?

Puff is named after a magic dragon. Sport is named after a hot dog topping. Floof is an Onomatopoeia

@BitchestheCat He had an itch! I should know. I've done it too.

Sport just kicked himself in the face 😹

@BitchestheCat As the National Parks always say, "Take only photos; leave only footprints".

Common answer is gonna be the rowboat. But we gotta say the lake.

@BitchestheCat Grandcats where they should be.

Grandparents have our pictures on the mantle with all the human grandkids and assorted relatives 😻

@ItsMeDeaner I have always enjoyed it. Many times it ended up with just grandma and me watching the whole thing together. Now it reminds me of her.

@FergusMacCloud I haven’t watch White Christmas this year yet, and it’s off Netflix so i have to wait for it to air on cable

Who else can’t resist watching Sound of Music for the 500th time?!

@ItsMeDeaner @jens2763 I'll have to add it to my watch list!

@FergusMacCloud @jens2763 I liked the new one! The reviews were mixed but I liked it

@jens2763 @ItsMeDeaner I only got to see A Christmas Story 👅, because it was a classic at my Aunt and Uncle's house. We did Christmas at their place a few times. Pretty sure it was my Uncle who started that. I have not seen the new A Christmas Story Christmas with an adult Ralphie.

@ItsMeDeaner And never saw that movie where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole either! I had a bad mother...😂😂

@BitchestheCat This seems appropriate somehow... twicebrewed.co.uk

Trouble brewing.

@Number10cat Oh come now, Larry. @justin_ng doesn't live with you, but surely you'll admit to at least loving his admiration.

This won't come as a surprise to anyone who lives with a cat

@LolaKittySLC It's important to test all the human foods and discard if found to be inedible. Great work!

I just stole a Ritz cracker, licked it, and left it on the floor.

@scruffkit Those breads look delicious! I'd take the whole thing too!

Why yes! I'm would likings some of dis Turkish breads! Thanks hoom2! 💛Dale

@ItsMeDeaner @Iris_Cat You need a "Kitten Bit Expert" T-shirt. 😹

@Iris_Cat Now they’re thinking boy and what I’m thinking is, let the master determine 🤓☝🏼 (jk)

It’s Sylvi…. o…? ❤️💕

@ItsMeDeaner Simba the 1 👁 cat was a sweetheart, overweight, and dumb as a brick. 🤣 He accidentally caused lots of laughter. He also knocked over a toddler by body slamming her. That's how he did leg rubs.🤦‍♀️ I loved that derp. My cat Midnight... tolerated him.

@FergusMacCloud Oh sad 😂😂😂🤡 funny though

@ItsMeDeaner The tree water drinker, Midnight, would sometimes take naps in the tree, but she was very graceful and never knocked anything over. It was my sister's 1 eyed cat that I am surprised didn't take down a tree. He knocked a heavy, upholstered chair over once by running straight at it

@FergusMacCloud 😂😂😂 well, the only cats I’ve had who tree climbed were the babies. I have 4 cats and no one touches the tree 🤷🏼‍♀️

@BitchestheCat Floof! Ganja isn't the name of your driver. You're using the wrong app!

He says he ordered an Uber. He doesn’t even have the app downloaded on his phone.