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@meandclaire @Parody_PM One Twatt in Orkney and currently two in Shetland. However, tomorrow there will be only one in Shetland.

@Parody_PM That’s in Orkney a not sure how you seen it in Shetland

Enjoyed my visit to Shetland today, where I was absolutely thrilled to see they’d already named a place after me.

@SianaNache79742 Hope it's not too late to wish you a Happy Birthday, Georgi 🎂🍾

Hi guys, I was born on this day , so today I’m one year older and wiser too😉❤️

@popgoes555 @Amockx2022 @Citizen_Smith56 China might have a view on that.

@Amockx2022 @Citizen_Smith56 How do we stop him blocking the straits, and selling USA oil at higher prices to the world.

Trump wanted to isolate 🇮🇷 Iran from the world But this is what happened : Trump begged 🇬🇧 UK 17 times to help him in the war, Starmer REJECTED 17 times 🔥 Trump begged 🇫🇷 France 13 times to help him in the war, Macron REJECTED 13 times 🔥 Trump begged 🇮🇹 Italy 8 times to help him in the war, Meloni REJECTED 17 times 🔥 Trump begged 🇪🇸 Spain 5 times to help him in the war, Pedro REJECTED 5 times 🔥 Never in the history, any leader has been humiliated like that. He is losing control of everything now Mistake? Just one : He underestimated Iran He is now Isolated, Lost and completely alone in the process. As he deserves

@g_gosden This is how to end Trump's Iran War. China ships the oil out of the Gulf then sells it to the rest of the world in Euro or Yuan. Leads to a petrodollar collapse and Trump's USA becomes an economic basket case in months.

"This person basically guffawed and said: 'Well only if the United States is willing to shoot at a Chinese oil tanker'" Nicholas on what a senior British defence source told him on how realistic Trump's plans to blockade the Strait of Hormuz are.

@floboflo Your followers from all round the world will be disappointed 😉

Following the new evidence from NASA I have stepped down as president of the Beckenham Flat Moon Society with immediate effect.

@CliveWismayer I was going to paint the window frames. Not sure if I should bother now.

The other day I saw someone suggest that because the Sun will destroy us in a billion years we should do something about it. A billion years. That is the same as ‘never’ so far as we are concerned.

@andrews58753 Would it help if we renamed "Monday" "Funday"?

Monday...urgh...morning

@robbieporter33 @sharron_honey I fell through a glass door once after leaning on it. The shards of glass were deadly. Mother had to pick me up out of the ruins to stop me doing any further damage to myself. Incredibly, I ended up with only one small scar on my knee. Look <shows leg!>

@sharron_honey Those glass door were bloody dangerous smashed couple with me football remember me mother whacking me with her wooden scoll

To those who’ve accused me of not being working class, I was dragged up on a council estate, a latch key kid the living room with dominoes trophy and juice in a bottle 😆 I’m not actually a natural pink #SocialistSunday

@sharron_honey I don't remember you sitting in my front room back in the day. I must have been out when you visited!

@revpaulwhite I rather like the Irish expression "Dia dhuit" (tr. God be with you). To which the reply is "Dia is Muire dhuit" (tr. God and Mary be with you).

In today's Gospel (John 20:19-end) Jesus greets his disciples three times with the words: "Peace be with you." Wouldn't it be nice if we greeted each other more often in this way? And, yes, that is how greetings work in Arabic too.

@cleckylad I’ll get my cat to send you one of his tin foil hats. It stops the tv channel from changing intermittently. Especially useful when you’re in the middle of a gripping episode.

Going for my covid booster jab tomorrow I have no choice My tv reception is crap at the moment Apparently the little diodes they add in the injection means I can change channels by wiggling my ears

@jakeshieldsajj Tell me this is a parody account. It is, isn’t it?

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@anon_opin The Yorkshire/Lancashire rivalry was noted in the Wallace and Gromit films.

It bothers me that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, but eat Wensleydale, a Yorkshire cheese.

@g_gosden If it depletes the Reform UK Ltd finances, then Farage will ask his mugs … err … followers, to send another £25 each. Showing once again that fools and their money are easily parted.

Don’t forget to return REFORM leaflets to this address. It costs them £2.50 a pop

@hedgenettle @dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel This is absolutely fascinating. I knew there was a group of monks on Orkney but i didn’t know the story behind them. Least of all, the splitters going on to split further. I guess they will ultimately split further and ultimately retire to their own church on separate islets.

@FergusOLenin @dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel The schismatics split. This was about the time fellow Transalpine Redemptorist, Richard "the Bish" Williamson was being Like That. I worried he was going to pay a visit with no Vikings in sight. thefreelibrary.com/WE%27VE+HAD+HA…

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

@hedgenettle @dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel In a garage?! I’m getting an image of the altar being a 25 year old Ford Fiesta and where the communicants are anointed with a squirt of WD40.

@FergusOLenin @dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel Well, Scottish Episcopal so non-Roman Catholic. She could try the Dutch Old Catholic Church. They rejected Papal Infallibility (in very particular circumstances). Even got to keep their buildings: unlike those Transalpine Redemptorist monks in Orkney who ended up in a garage.

@thetobifaj @dieworkwear I reckon the Community Note was written by a Vatican cardinal. A sort of Sistine Gotcha.

@dieworkwear The community note dropping Canon 751 like it’s a parking ticket is the most efficient theological smackdown I’ve seen in years. Turns out the fastest way to get “excommunicated” online isn’t heresy, it’s just bad optics in front of the reply guys.

@hedgenettle @dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel Sounds like there is a hidden message in there somewhere. Are you a supporter of the anti-pope? 😉

@dieworkwear @Mike_Eckel Avignon is lovely in the Spring.

@vitt2tsnoc Apparently, NASA wanted director James Cameron to make a film about some astronauts who go round the moon. It was too difficult to fake so he actually had a rocket built and sent 4 astronauts into space and back 😉

I’m so BORED of the “it’s all fake” morons ruining our joy. Imagine living in a reality where thousands of scientists, engineers, and pilots across centuries are all in on a prank just to trick you specifically. The narcissism required is unmatched. You’re BORING. #ArtemisII

@Biffo183 Irie!!

King Tubby Meets the rockers uptown youtube.com/watch?v=oxAl3J… ;o)