FermanaghGoon

@duponline Why does your party name have “democratic” in it when you are all so anti-democratic? Stop taking the tax payers money by being too lazy and arrogant to turn up to your job. Quit being so selfish and maybe begin to care about the people of Northern Ireland. Thanks.

@crossrangers Go on Deery bies

V Harps ⚫️1. C Deery 🟠2. F Moley ⚫️3. H Cumiskey 🟠4. E McShane ⚫️5.A Haughey 🟠6. R Martin ⚫️7. E McEntee ⚫️8. P Blessing ⚫️9. A O’Callaghan 🟠10. B Cassidy ⚫️11. R Fitzpatrick 🟠12. D O’Callaghan ⚫️13. A O’Neill 🟠14.S Taoillinn ⚫️15. C Dooley

@EKNGAELS Naughty! 😈 can’t wait to see what we’ve all been wondering about big Richie all these years😂😉

Is this all it takes to be considered world class at rugby? 😂😂 take and junior player and they can do this in their sleep. Leave those english tossers back in the 1800s with that pedestrian play.

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@mc_flaggin @belfastrob55 @easyJet Good one. I bet you’re not even a real doctor😂 but keep picking on my mate I guess.

My Fermanagh championship predictions- JUNIOR: who gives a fuck. INTERMEDIATE: Derrylin look tidy at the minute. SENIOR: Belnaleck or Derrygonnelly.

Has to be this. @JudgeyLUFC got owed by @Larrydn22

@amaan66192833 @NepentheZ It’s June lad who the fuck cares about compensation. Bollox

@NepentheZ Compensation might be given out maybe that’s y 🤷‍♂️

Are the servers down?

@belfastrob55 Where is the rest of this thread?!? I’ve been waiting patiently for 21 hours🤬

These following actions / behaviours will become outlawed whenever I inevitably rise to a position of world power

A list of what will become punishable offences when I rise to power: a thread

@MacgMairtin She’ll be hitting out at the Irishness of the word Ireland next, outrageous

I reckon u touch grass and stop getting so invested in a kids game in june.

Someone asked me earlier on, “do you have a drinking problem”. To which I obviously replied, of course not, I can’t get enough of the stuff!

@FalseFlag32 @belfastrob55 @DonFermangh

If you are still playing #futchamps in June then you need to sort out your life.

@belfastrob55 There’s clearly no point in arguing with such a deluded person. Have a lovely evening rob.

@FermanaghGoon The only brunette I’m willing to hear out is Meghan markle, period. Apart from that, you’re pissing into the wind if you think I’m going to agree with your statement.

Blondes >> brunettes any day of the week. Everyone knows this, simply one of the facts of life. Anyone who wants to change my mind, take a brave attempt below and I’ll tell you why you’re wrong 👌🏻

@belfastrob55 Jenna Ortega, Megan fox, Emma Watson, the list is really endless. Obviously there is some very tidy blondes u know urself, but cmon now rob that’s a ridiculous take.

@FermanaghGoon Care to give examples? I can think of only one exception to the rule here.

@KrisLaffy96 @TipSmasher Tried Jason and Jordan, they left me with a head lookin like a handball alley. Hope you can freshen me up ASAP led. #barber

@TipSmasher Only 1 more needed now

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