
Fermented Cinema
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Fermented Cinema
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A celebration and a mourning of cinema, past and present! Check out Fermented Cinema for all your dry satirical film needs!








BREAKING: The notorious lost footage from Event Horizon (1997) has been recovered and restored for a special Halloween 2026 theatrical release! Please Note: This is not true - 🃏 Happy April Fool's Day! 🃏 (I'm sorry.)



This annoys all the right people.



The Adventures of Cliff Booth, directed by David Fincher and written by Quentin Tarantino, has a $200 million budget, as verified by Tarantino. Tarantino receives $20 million for the script. Brad Pitt earns $20 million per picture, but he can enhance his income to $30 million for high-profile movies, such as this one. Furthermore, period pieces are costly when costumes and cars are included in, not to mention Fincher's penchant for cutting-edge CGI, which costs thousands per shot.








Daisy Ridley on the response to The Rise of Skywalker: "I think it's still upsetting because you don't want people to feel like you've not served the thing that they're a fan of." How damning is that?


🚨Church of England primary school pupils ‘COERCED’ into Islamic prayers A Christian father complained that his 7-year-old daughter and classmates, NONE of whom were Muslim, were told to kneel, bow their heads and enact the full physical movements of Muslim prayer. We’re talking about 7-year olds here... But no Christian of ANY age should ever be forced to pray in this way against their will. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WARPED AND INFURIATING. Necessary action must be taken and any other such instances OUTLAWED!




















