Melanie Malone 🇺🇲

@_celia_bedelia_ Real woman don't have or need ANY "standards or femininity." I am a woman regardless of whether I am "feminine." The ONLY standard that needs to be met is to be born female.

@babybeginner My provider told me that shoulder pain/stiffness has nothing to do with menopause.

@Festivalkyrie No matter what goes wrong these days I first search the symptom and the word menopause. Even a frozen shoulder!!

I just read a thread of women talking about menopause and so many mentioned the itchy inner ears. I was going mad and then a friend told me about this. I cried from relief. This is not medical advice blah blah blah. Just thought I’d share. Not one doctor helped.

@salltweets @DeniseEllen7 No used to be enough. 😔

@DeniseEllen7 He’s horrible, but while I understand that women with trauma history are especially panicked & vulnerable in the situation he is mentioning, I don’t think any woman ever has to justify why she doesn’t want a man in a space with her. “No” is enough.

“If you are a woman with a vulva & you are uncomfortable seeing a woman with a penis, too bad, you have to get over it…” And this is not even the most insane thing he said in his 1min50seconds speech of pure bullsh-t:

@Cheeseo76847269 IDK who tom hardy is, but the rest sounds great. Is there an option to add a library?

I demand special housing for menopausal women 😤 A safe place for us to drink wine & call everyone cunts. I demand built in fans & box sets on demand 👊🏻 We've been putting up with everyones shit for 40 years, now let us have peace & gardens to potter in. And maybe Tom Hardy to do the supporting 👀😍 🪴🍷

@ClownWorld Is that one of signs of the apocalypse? Have the seals been broken?

Please God, just send the meteor already.

@JohnStreicher1 @LissaKEvans What about vulnerable children like the girls who are told to shut the fuck up when they object to having boys in their bathrooms and locker rooms? Obviously your kind doesn't give a fuck about those children.

@LissaKEvans Here's another translation: "Nasty little bigots have nothing better to do with their time than make vulnerable children miserable." or: "The huge assholes win."

Translation of every headline in today's press: Boys have been asked to leave an organisation set up specifically for girls.

@2RawTooReal Williams institute is funded by pro "lgbtqi+ activists" The "data" used is primarily anonymous, self report surveys. If men can identify as women, it does not reflect the opinions of actual women.

What’s your thoughts on genderless restrooms 🚽 I personally don’t see the problem

@boswelltoday Yes, Jonathan, you sure do.

For someone who ‘grows new bones every ten years’, you might have thought feminine hips would have been included in one of these biological reimaginings.

@bigjohnson013 @EastEndJoe Maybe she could get her nipples pierced and hook em up to the nose ring. 😆

@EastEndJoe If you can afford all that shit hanging from your foul ass nostrils, you can afford a bra that fits. Stop finding reasons to complain.

She is not wrong!

@CrystalHope1979 I loved potlucks when we lived in that area of TN. Banana pudding is the best foods ever! Other must try foods are sausage balls and cornbread stuffing.

Tennessee boy drags his proper British mate into his first-ever Meat & Three spot… and the poor lad is absolutely floored. 😱 From crispy fried okra to creamy scalloped potatoes, chicken and dumplings swimming in gravy, bacon-loaded green beans, fresh cornbread, and then… every pie on the menu? Southern hospitality for the win! 👏 🥧 What should this Brit order for round two? Comment your favorites! 👇🔥

@Gaynotqueer1 In the military we called that "ate up like a soup sandwich"

You'll never spot the man.

@basedandbougie I witnessed something similar a few years ago when applying for a job thru a temp agency. One guy was wearing a tee shirt, basketball shorts, & slides with socks, the other one had on athletic pants with about 4 inches of his boxers showing with a tee shirt and baseball hat.

🚨BREAKING group of black kids show up to a job interview in Durags and Bonnets … whilst the other race of kids showed up in suits and ties. This is what happens when you raise a generation of children into believing professional = acting white … They don’t get the job.

@GriftReport Blood pudding without blood or pork... WTF is the point then? Why eat something that is *supposed to be* made from a "prohibited" product ? It's kinda the same thing as vegan chicken nuggets or hot dogs.

British Muslim convert tried to make a halal "English Breakfast" and then revises history about where each of the items come from. Look at the smug look on her face as she shows her terrible cooking at the end 😂😂 Not even a dog would eat that.

@FredSargeant @JennaFights4You An artificial, surgically created orifice made to resemble a vagina has nothing to do with women, female anatomy or gynecology.

You can use that valuable time saved by skipping the unnecessary and performative pap smear Josh Dorweiler @JennaFights4You by getting a proper prostate exam. It can save your male life and you won't regret it, fella.

@JustJenRX This is the type of man who is demanding access to women's spaces. Exercise your 2a rights!

Tell me Rose identifies as transgender without telling me rose identifies as transgender.

@TrafficConeDerg @Jennabeangood @BuckAngel Men pretending to be women can fuck off to a veterinarian for all I care.

“ Trans women going to the gynecologist is not weird” YES IT IS!! You have to go to the prostate doctor not the gyno!!

@hoesinny @Femboy_Faggot_ @BuckAngel There is zero reason for a man to go to a gynecologist.

@Festivalkyrie @Femboy_Faggot_ @BuckAngel Or maybe they get medical care there? Just a guess.

No drama, no controversy, just bunnies that are well cared for, living their best life. Sadly this doesn’t gain 1000s of likes because it’s not exciting enough. That doesn’t change the fact that to me this is the perfect content 😌

@BackporchBobcat @AngleseyJacke @HistorianUSA1 Or a different country.

@AngleseyJacke @HistorianUSA1 Move to the country.

Classic Karen moment: This woman storms the HOA board demanding a ban on scented dryer sheets because the fragrance “permeates the block” and hurts her delicate sensitivities. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want clean clothes without a committee vote. HOAs: where grown adults debate laundry like it’s the UN Security Council. Peak suburbia tyranny. 🤣

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