Brian P.

Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

Imagine coming for trans people when your entire body is a billboard for gender affiming care. @NICKIMINAJ…IMAGINE!

The Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt

Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package

OK, I'm hiding in my pantry. What next?

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-po…

Great Depression indicator

If the number 666 is considered evil 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”

when the sandwich starts getting messy so u gotta start eating it from the back

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy - this is your life, don’t let anyone take it from you

Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna

Just in time for Halloween season, Spirit Airlines has filed for bankruptcy.

this has all the top three american pastimes: eating burger, filming content, and being hit by a car

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

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