Legacy Firmware Enjoyer

All allocations of resources are RE-allocations of resources. Without infinite, God-like power, there is no such thing as an infinite, all-encompassing moral circle. 🧵

@robertlasagna1 I want to live like some kind of gamer king

@robertlasagna1 Le algorithm is a method for profaning all the things that bring us joy. The simplest, most mundane things take on such a crass, lurid character when they are tinged by le algo. Piglets jockeying to suckle at a machine teat.

Me, a human: using my brain and skills, I craft a funny joke for everyone to enjoy This fucking guy: wow I can't believe MY algorithm did this

@bionic_ooze Yung Porque AKA K. T. Snack

@FiatTruth lil' pork

Saucisson is actually a good name for a cat. Yes I'm replying to the engagement bait.

I'm starting to think Zero's redesign might have been cooler after all. It's at least not bad like some say. It fits him better as an underdog and a kind of fallen hero than his original design would have.

@VT5210 There is obviously some allowance for fixes etc. because there's a conflict between what a game is as a piece of software and the WHOLE ARTISTIC PIECE that the software represents, but ultimately yes. People rightly regard what George Lucas did to his movies as embarrassing.

Games will never be considered art as long as gamers keep demanding "updates." Ridiculous concept for any serious medium. Hey Beethoven, I like your song but can you add a trap section? If people don't like it they can just skip that part. Profoundly retarded.

but what if...

@scheminglunatic They are not think inge

@FiatTruth i can assure you they are not thinking what you are thinking.

Tin can on a string people really have no idea what exactly you're talking about when you make aesthetic value judgements.

"Gee wiz, being 17 is SO OLD. I'm a chopped unc. Call the nursing home cuz I'm wheelin' in tomorrow." "I'm a sensitive young man. Being 33 is just the beginning. Kids take naps too you know?"

No one actually believes All Art Is Political and you can tell because everyone rightly finds actual examples of "political art" to be stupid and repulsive

showing up to the realtor dressed in period piece clothing and haggling the price down based on needing work done like a cavalry annex, defensive towers, and drawbridge installation

If Lady Macbeth were filipina she'd have been able to wash the blood off

"Idk man it's not that noticeable-" "Just do it. "AHHH I'M SPIKING YOUR CORTISOL AHHH!!" "Thank you."

@RealJohnRose How about pickled onions?

I don’t like pickles. But I eat them, a lot more than I used to. The vinegar from pickles can do a lot of good for your gut. Help out other things going on in there

@Gwamberto @HikiPTG Lmao

@HikiPTG Blue and black with meme exposure; you can't fool me.

joke aside i do not care blonde looks much nicer of a spelling and i will use it regardless of sex. the romance languages can le kiss moi ass

@HikiPTG I wouldn't generally nitpick thus but I've seen people say that Trump, for example, is *A* blonde which to me is HIGHLY objectionable tbh.

@p0quess1ng Both but everything is really going very well, in truth. It just doesn't feel like it ultimately goes anywhere though. I think it's just being sick that does this.

It might just be that I'm sick but everything feels fruitless right now. Oh well.