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@hiscoraline Link pls ❤️

i just found a piracy site where you can read all the books you want on it without having to download them and it has all sorts of books in there

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

@gabbiboy06 @tdawgsmitty @TheActMan_YT Neither do I 😂

@tdawgsmitty @TheActMan_YT Lol idk if you’re being serious or not

I haven't played ARC Raiders in a month, I thought the game was a Masterpiece for what it was. Can someone explain why it's losing players? I can't imagine the game got worse or anything like that

Shame is the price you pay for living through other people’s perceptions btw

@rumilyrics Sometimes it’s just too painful to lose someone you really love.

Soulmates always end up together no matter how much love is lost, no matter how distant you become. You lose each other to find each other again. That’s what it’s like when someone is meant for you. If you leave, or they leave, you will return to each other forever… If it’s destined.

I could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fck you just told me.

@octopuscaveman @dmoonglampers_ What an incredible answer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dmoonglampers_ My lawyer has instructed me not to answer that question

We only do this shit to porn stars. If I spent my whole life being called a “retired gas station employee” it would PMO

@dmoonglampers_ @octopuscaveman This reply is hilarious 😂

@octopuscaveman idk did you take multiple dicks on camera and then upload the vids to the internet when you were a gas station employee

@octopuscaveman @ChrissaSJE This tweet is funny asf😂

@bIoodFr4ak youtube.com/shorts/gidKbE7… With this music in the background 😂😂😂😂 I feel you

any minor irritation & i start having inner monologues like in death note

@beambestboyy @psalmofdemiurge I love the way your brain works

@psalmofdemiurge Technically since Cindy's powers crushes people and objects he imploded while Translucent exploded

Maverick dying the same way as his dad 😵‍💫

I got a 705 credit score now you niggas can’t even breathe the same air as me Istg 😂

The US is 40 trillion in debt and still has the audacity to regulate your credit score.

@rumilyrics Same energy, same spark, like the universe split you apart just so you could find each other again.

Soulmate A person who was made from the same star as you.

I'm one of the last people in the world drinking Vitamin Water

Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"

Jesus Christ is the best example of masculinity in a man. Self-control, forgiveness, patience, sacrifice, love, leadership, ambition, responsibility.