FidiFranky

@DramaChase1010 @MarkelleFultz90 @thegodfather378 Conquered easily

@MarkelleFultz90 @FidiFranky @thegodfather378 Just some fellas taking on the surfy challenge

@FidiFranky welcomes @thegodfather378 with open arms

TACO

@GuyFidi @DerWeg3 You said it best

@DerWeg3 My guy. Lot of recs. For bars, old mates / stone street (any of them) / fraunces tavern / dead rabbit. Hit battery park for walks and to see some green, can take the wsh up to tribeca too which is super nice. Seaport is also great i walk pier 17 pretty much every day

Ayo @GuyFidi help a brother out with some recs about FiDi. Just moved here and trying to figure out all the cool spots Cheers ✌️

Shooting on Fulton st. Only way to get rent down?

@RestoreBritain_ On the contrary Britain built many other nations lol

Britain was not 'built by immigrants'. It was built by British men and women.

Charlie Kirk I will forever be in debt. You saved this country 🙏

Hey @NYCMayor what happened to freezing the rent? Lots of my fellas are getting hit with an 8.75% rate hike. WTF

If Tottenham gets relegated will the NFL play games in a second division stadium?

@GuyFidi 🫡

@FidiFranky Blue haven meet up franky

Very good chance that this is the least productive Friday i’ve ever had

@LegacySiu Darmian

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

Why not just rip the bandaid off at make it 100% at this point 😭😭

@alt_w_v_g Didn’t realize your posts were satire

Been told my posts are "too realistic" and "making people uncomfortable" Good I'm here to deliver shareholder value Not comfort Someone has to say the quiet part out loud To the haters, the doubters, and the people in my DMs saying things I wouldn't even say to my analyst You know what you did And I'm not going anywhere Plz fix. Thx. Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Sent from my iPhone

@WallstreetWalt1 Dating apps, change your location to match hers!

@alt_w_v_g How much did it cost the shareholders while u were OOO at the dinner?

Went to a restaurant for my wife's birthday Not because I wanted to but because I didn't want to sleep on the couch again She picked it Nice place Candles on every table The waiter came over and said "can I start you off with something to drink?" I said "what's the markup on wine by the glass versus the bottle?" He said "excuse me?" I said "the Caymus is $42 a glass. There are roughly 5 glasses per bottle. That's $210 per bottle at the table. Retail is $85. What am I paying for?" He said "the experience" I said "the experience of a 147% markup?" My wife said "he'll have a glass of the Caymus" I said "I'll have water" She ordered the bottle I calculated the total cost per sip in my head and took everything I had in me to keep it to myself The entrees arrived My steak was $72 I said "what's the protein weight on this?" The waiter said "I'm not sure" I said "it looks like 10 ounces. That's $7.20 per ounce. USDA Prime ribeye at Costco is $17.99 per pound. That's $1.12 per ounce. You're running a 6x markup on raw protein." My wife put down her fork She said "it's my birthday" I said "and at these margins it's also theirs" She didn't speak for the rest of dinner The dessert was complimentary Best ROI of the night The waiter flipped around the iPad pre-populated at 30% I looked at it Looked at him Slid it to 0% Not because the service was bad Because someone needs to start standing up to the iPad guilt machines My wife grabbed the iPad and changed it to 25% She said "we are not those people" I said "we are now paying a 25% surcharge on a 6x protein markup inside a 147% wine markup" She said "happy birthday to me" I said "you're welcome" I've now been to a therapist, a realtor, a car dealership, a financial advisor, and a restaurant this month My wife has wanted to leave every single one I asked her in the car what she thinks the common denominator is She didn't answer She didn't have to Sent from my iPhone

A beautiful day in nyc until someone decides to urinate outside the Fulton street station

@AmericaRedVoice Why are we giving any foreign aid?

BREAKING 🅱️: Major shift just dropped. The U.S. government says foreign aid will now go straight to national governments, not routed through NGOs anymore. The logic is blunt: if the goal is to help a country, fund the country — not middlemen turning aid into their next business model. Do you support this? YES or NO?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Take her to the edge…and then oops

Have a date this week with this chick… where should I go/what should I do?

Loved meeting my future interns at the Harvard club! Finding my next personality highers!