Lumal'jobo🇦🇷

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

@Shadaya_Knight Bro this is 2026 not 1966, she's not one of your village girls....She is a model in a 1st world country and a fiancee to a billionaire

She goes everything against Cristiano Ronaldo's image - he is a family man Meanwhile she behaves like an attention seeking thot on social media and red carpet events This will end badly for CR7

@peegzy1 I can't live without social media

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

@msiziworld Yes, I take it

You're offered $2 million but you have to wake up at 5am every day for the rest of your life . would you take it ?

@unknowngod002 @UTDTrey You should consider checking the log before yapping

@UTDTrey Lol 😂 Even in the worst EPL season they still can’t make the top 4 They even needed Arsenal to make the top 5 a UCL position

I always laugh when I see Liverpool fans say this is the worst Premier League season ever Mfs must have not seen last season

@BIRDMANSBALLS @Officialcruiz2 @TouchlineX Okay 👍

@FifaPool1 @Officialcruiz2 @TouchlineX No he is not. He is better than Romario tho.

🚨🗣️ Romario: "There are only FOUR players that played better football better than me... Pelé, Maradona, Messi, and Garrincha."

@Nicolasehiz @TouchlineX 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

@TouchlineX Laughing gas? No wonder Rafael Leão laughs like a hyena everytime

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: New details have emerged regarding the alleged "escort parties" and the "Serie A scandal": • Theo Hernández acted as the organizer of the parties and would contact people to arrange escort services for players • Theo was considered the "boss" of the group... He even bought a VAN specifically used for these gatherings • Players allegedly linked to the parties include Hakan Çalhanoğlu, Brahim Díaz, Samu Castillejo, Gianluigi Donnarumma, Sandro Tonali, Rafael Leão and Zlatan Ibrahimović (once) • The report also claims that nitrous oxide (laughing gas) was consumed during some of these parties. • Some of these parties even took place the night before AC Milan matches. — @FMaria_Corona

@HASSANK25430768 @TheAthleticFC I'm a Liverpool fan, but him going to City was the best decision for him...

“I feel pity because he was such a fantastic footballer. But if you feel pity… it’s over.” Jan Everse, the ex-Netherlands international, is not alone in feeling sad at Raheem Sterling’s decline. The man once tipped to win a Ballon d’Or cannot even get off the bench for Feyenoord and faces an uncertain future. So what’s gone wrong? And what happens next? @DTathletic nytimes.com/athletic/72534…

@Officialcruiz2 @TouchlineX Ronaldo is not the best footballer, no one is bias

@TouchlineX No matter how hard they try to downplay Ronaldo’s footballing ability and records,I’m glad we watched him played and can see through whatever bias they have against him

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.

@otokyo__ I've never had his song my entire life

@MGoodnessr I did the past 12 years but I'm beginning to lose interest

Do men really really fall in love?🥹

@TouchlineX @FabrizioRomano FSG on a mission to destroy Liverpool football club...

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Liverpool want to continue with Arne Slot, they fully trust him. — @FabrizioRomano

@thomasmlambo I'm so happy that I will be watching football this pre-season 😍🙌☺️

How are you guys feeling about this year's world cup?

Kevin Durant has a fortune of $200 million and is nearing 40 years old. He has no wife. No children. No girlfriend. No hairbrush. No moisturizer. No Diddy oil. No skincare routine. Just his mom and basketball. When asked about being in a relationship, he said; “He'd rather stay single and protect his peace of mind than risk emotional and financial chaos.”

@dami_mastermind @tobyasky You guys are not beating the allegations

@tobyasky well, Lionel Messi won the balon d’Or with just 7 matches and 5 penalties at the World Cup. not surprise tho popularity contest award trophies

This is becoming a joke seriously. Dembele started only 9 league games the whole season. Dembele played 90mins ONCE all season in the league, and that came in April, yes you read it right, April. Let me break it down. French Ligue started in August. Dembele played the first 3 games that month. He got injured and missed 2 months of football, 5 league games in total. He retuned and played 3 games. In all 3 games, he didn’t accumulate 90mins of football, then he missed the next two games. He came back again and played two games, he didn’t accumulate 60mins in those two games, then he was out injured again. Here comes January, he started two league games and one sub. He also started two games in February and out injured again. He returned in March and came on as a sub twice, those were the only league games he played before international break. This is where it gets interesting, Dembele plays his FIRST 90mins football in the league in the month of APRIL, this was against Toulouse. Also, they started resting him from here on because of champions league. The last two games before the Bayern games, Angers & Lorient, Dembele did not play one minute. He also has 10 goals and 6 assists. The 8th when it comes to top scorers, there are 4 players on that joint 8th position. He’s also 8th when it comes to top assist makers, there are 7 other players with 6 assists too. It’s just unbelievably worrisome that this same player has won the Player of the season award. A player who barely played, a player who only played 90mins once all season. The PR is so crazy, honestly.

@Chime_Fave Yes, even just by touching them

Do men actually get turned on when their nipples are sucked too?

@gadguy404 @danzaria_an @UTDTrey 😂😂😂🤣😅you are just delusional....Madrid are trophyless for the second consecutive season and you are here downgrading a player that won the league yesterday....you need to heal pal

@FifaPool1 @danzaria_an @UTDTrey POTM for doing what exactly? We all watched the game and that’s my point, I said nothing extraordinary, he is just on the field & gets praised for mediocre stuff Barca is never going to win the CL with a player of his calibre Y’all thrive on el Classico & think that’s Europe

What is this brother even good at ?

@danzaria_an @gadguy404 @UTDTrey Pedri was the Player of the Match yesterday...what do you mean he did nothing?

@gadguy404 @UTDTrey Bellingham did nothing but score tap ins for a season, but you people tried to sneak him into the best midfielder debate.

@TouchlineX This is very ugly

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: PSG have released their new home kit for the 2026/2027 season.