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@tennisrecaps 😪

Just introduced my new landscapers — Burruchaga and Thiago Agustin Tirante. Two greasy Argentine border hoppers who were absolute dogshit at tennis, so they went back to what their kind does best: mowing lawns. Premium prices, proper hard workers.

@imgdtx Kid you not..

@Fig0h Lmao yeah no

Of course Thiago Agustin Tirante fixes the 1st set against the slimy Italian

@ChelseaFC playing without a soul, pathetic to watch even for neutrals at this point.

Full-time. #CFC | #BHACHE

van dijk will do everything but the dirty work, a ball watcher of note. 🗑️🗑️ #PSGLIV

@Sipe_sips This guy is a mess

He slipped ✋🏾 #MadlangaCommission

Nkosi is a joke... #MadlangaCommission

Referee is really defending for Liverpool tonight, he is on Galatasaray's way FFS #LIVGAL

Salah should not be starting games at this point, finished! #LIVGAL

@CAF_Media Joke

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

Come to think of it, Hitler was a genius.

URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL STANDARD BANK CLIENTS - BE AWARE!!!!! R 2 MILLION was withdrawn from client's account. SB tried to GAG client . Matter been refer to the National Financial Ombud scheme. SB refuses to assist them in their investigation. Client is a medical doctor.

@GunnerPuls Casemiro Varane Chicharito Van Nistelroy Michael Owen Di Maria

Beckham and Ronaldo aside, name a player that played for Real Madrid and Manchester United. Level: Super Hard

@KaizerChiefs Mara nyena ae, I give up

90 + 5’| #RB 1 : 0 #KC Full time score: (Gumede 69’) Richards Bay 1 : 0 Kaizer Chiefs #Amakhosi4Life #BetwayPrem #AlwaysHome

@Hasman7455 @ottvoucherza Capitec has joined the conversation

@ottvoucherza But why is TymeBank adding R3? Capitec is not adding anything.

No wallet? No worries! Buy your OTTVoucher straight from your banking app, and start transacting online in no time.

Taking off Cambiaso to prevent him.beinf sent off for Cabal, who actually gets sent off sums up Spalleti and his horrific Juve side. #ucltoday

Today, the nation pauses to honour a son of the soil who carried South Africa with him wherever he went. Kiernan’s voice gave us confidence, his music gave us identity, and his legacy continues to inspire generations. Though he may be absent in body, his presence lives on in every lyric, every memory, every dream he helped shape. 38 in spirit. Infinite in legacy. Long live Supa Mega Live Long ♾️ #AKATurns38

If you still have hope for Sèsko, you're truly a positive person

Villa players are really diving. #AVLNFO

@lebohstraatmate Ae grootman mahn! you guys are something else, is there such a thing as a queer child can't it just be a child?

That’s why MacG’s homophobic jokes weren’t funny.