Finance Parody

Life hack every Indian should know: @NPCI_BHIM is way better than #GooglePay and #PhonePe - No failed transactions. - UPI circle feature to use same a/c by many. - Lot of cashbacks. - Spend analyser - Supports Rupay credit card. I tried 2 years back. Never left after that.

@NalinisKitchen This is too bad. Why did you allow him to sit inside your car? Also why did you stalk him for 25 mins. He would have felt uncomfortable. 🫤

I went to the vegetable market, and this guy was sitting in his car with the windows closed, the engine running, and the AC on for 25 minutes, wasting fuel while waiting for someone who had gone inside the market to buy vegetables. These are bad habits. They were raised in such a way that they can’t even adjust for a few minutes.

@sunilgurjar01 Ramdeo Agarwal is a such a great man. He gives very valuable advices and then buys Paytm, Zomato. 😂

“I had 225 stocks of Rs.10 crores in my account. The moment I read Warren Buffett’s letters, I brought it down to 15.” “In the very first year, those 15 stocks portfolio doubled, Rs. 10 crore became 20 crore. That’s the power of reading Buffett.” - Ramdeo Agarwal. 2017

#RCB and #GT are the new #MI and #CSK

@dmuthuk Money matters sir! He needs fund. He is popular today because BJP poured lot of funds during his first 2 years.

There are strong rumours in social media that Annamalai is going to start his own political party. If that is true, it is a welcome decision. BJP has been a liability for Annamalai and not an asset. He is the one who reduced the dislike people had for Modi and brought BJP's vote share to double digits. BJP gained because of him. He did not gain anything. The narratives set by BJP at national level doesn't resonate with people of the state. Being in BJP, he was forced to defend the central narratives. Annamalai brought the vote share of BJP to around 12%. After he was removed as President of state unit, the vote share is less than 3% If Annamalai leaves BJP, for all practical purposes, the party would cease to exist in Tamil Nadu. Annamalai would function as a great opposition to Vijay. We need strong leaders in both ruling and opposition parties. DMK is completely trying to reinvent itself in sync with Gen Z. Time would answer how successful the party would be in it's efforts. Not much to discuss about ADMK because party has been slowly imploding and nothing is being done to prevent that. As I said before, next 2 to 3 decades of Tamil Nadu politics would be dominated by these 3 individuals- Vijay, Annamalai and Udayanidhi.

@_kumbhkaran Hire a thief and steal from showroom

Guys please suggest a car - 3 lakh budget - should not be second hand - must have four wheels - must have > 5 seats

Nifty behaviour like SME stock. What a sharp fall!!

Now the stock touches 86. In 20% UC. How stupid I was.

I bought at 70 and sold at 58.5 making 17% I did this to buy TCS, Infy, ITC during war peak times. 1. I thought TCS, INFY, ITC are safer bets because they are large caps. (Poor ideology 2. I thought Hannah hospital is not a scalable business. (Makes sense even now)

@dmuthuk It should be “nor”.

Neither Chennai's loss or your loss.

@zerodha Hence I dont believe this chart. I calculated XIRR seperately. It turns out to be 21% for 2 years. I dont have data before that. Not bad though. 🙃

@zerodha Zoom out for 2+ years, the chart breaks.

I have no idea how @zerodha does this calculation. But if this is genuine, I think I have performed well for the past 12 months.

Expectation:- If you had invested ₹1 Lakh 6 year ago in #PRECWIRE you get 55.50Lakh today. ❌ Reality:- If you had invested ₹1 Lakh 6 year ago in #PRECWIRE you would have sold for 10,000 profit in next month. ✅ #Patience which comes from #Conviction matters in stock market.

Too many expectations from Modi govt this time. One wrong move will crash the market as the expectations are sky high. I am not excited in stocks flying, after announcement. I am worried about stocks crash, in announcement goes wrong. 💹💹

@AshwiniVaishnaw @narendramodi @Corning Good! Such small things matter. Small components are the stepping stones.

PM @narendramodi Ji’s ‘Make in India’ vision in action! The cover glass used in mobile phone displays is now being manufactured in India. @Corning

@saketh1998 If Wipro can do, TCS and INFY can do too. Long term investors have lot of options to pick. Many IT stocks are value buy now. TCS / INFY shown better PAT / Revenue growth compared to Wipro in past.

Wipro now entering AI servicing and implementation. ADR up nearly 15% 🔥 But the real question is does this actually become a strong long-term play, or is the market just reacting to the AI narrative?

@simplicitycbe Another waste of time for court.

Coimbatore Lawyer Files Cyber Crime Complaint Against Influencers Krish and Aishwarya Raghu simplicity.in/v1/coimbatore/…

@PRSundar64 It deserves. Dont the employees have sense? Just for 45cr, they are dare to so such cheap activities.

HDFC Bank was down by 2.5% yesterday but HDFC Bank ADR was down 4.5% in US. HDFC Bank is likely to test 52 week low.

India's biggest company by MCap has promoter integrity at doubt.