Odei Ocholongwa

Remember this face, it's going to be the next big thing on the internet and social space and to all the people that like farming engagement by deceiving their poor and gullible followers through cheap giveaways, I'm coming for you.

@HeartMattaz You're the lady and she's the man🤣😂😂

Some of you will think this is a joke. HeartMattaz

@jon_d_doe But I wasn't behaving like this when I was 24yrs old o, then I was already setting rules for girls, I wonder what is happening to this generation.

From a 24 year old young man. You may wish to advice him 👇.

@Wizarab10 Me I no know my babe number off hand and I love her very much so, all those ones nobi issue at all

Wahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HQNigerianArmy Shame

CLARIFICATION ON THE ARREST OF JUSTICE MARK CHIDIEBERE (JUSTICE CRACK) The attention of the Nigerian Army was drawn to the complaint made by some soldiers regarding their feeding and other matters relating to their welfare as posted on social media by a blogger/social media influencer, Justice Mark Chidiebere (Justice Crack). While the matter is being investigated for breach of the Armed Forces’ Social Media Policy and an attempt to misinform the public, preliminary report reveals that the soldiers discussed wide range of issues with Justice Chidiebere who seemed to be inciting soldiers to create discontent within the system. An example was a chat bothering on subversion which Chidiebere had with the soldiers. It is important to state that a situation where civilians cultivate vulnerable personnel towards acts of subversion has far-reaching implications on discipline and national security. Hence, Justice Chidiebere was picked by the Nigerian Army alongside the soldiers for investigation. While the soldiers remain in own custody, Chidiebere has been handed over to the relevant civil authorities for further investigation and possible prosecution. The Nigerian Army remains committed to the rule of law and will continue to collaborate with relevant agencies to ensure justice is served. We will continue to act within the ambits of the law in safeguarding our sovereignty. APPOLONIA ANELE Colonel Acting Director Army Public Relations 2 May 2026

@jon_d_doe Wow prayer? Omoh I just dey pity religious people everyday.

Update from him.

@Wizarab10 Which one did he actually do? Caught or accused his girlfriend??

What do you think? You tell me

@Deseiye_ One example of things that never happened

I saw a girl reject a guy most harshly. He approached her at a small gathering, visibly nervous, and said, "I’ve liked you for a while; I just wanted to be honest.” She didn’t even hesitate. "I can’t date you.” He nodded. “That’s fine, I understand.” But she continued loudly enough for others to hear: "You’re too broke for me.” The room fell silent. He forced a smile and said, “Okay,” then walked away. People started whispering. Some laughed. Some looked uncomfortable. Fast forward two hours. The same girl was crying outside. Apparently, her phone had died, her ride had been cancelled, and she had no cash on her. Guess who came back? The same guy. He didn’t say, “I told you so." Didn’t bring up what she said. He simply asked, “Where are you going?” She told him. He paid for her ride. Before she got in, she asked, “After everything I said, why would you help me?” He shrugged and said, "Because that’s who I am, not who you think I am.” Some people try to prove a point. Others just live it.

@kushzw Mtcheeew

I dropped my wife at the airport for a "girls trip." Minutes later, my boss texted: "Out for a week, don't contact me." I didn’t suspect a thing until I saw her iPad at home. I opened "Find My." She wasn't at the airport, she was at a hotel downtown. I drove there, heart pounding. In the lot sat my boss’s Porsche. The car I work 60 hours a week to help him afford. I found them at the bar. He was holding her hand. I prepared to lose my mind, then I heard her voice.

@RevdMother @Wizarab10 I have good marketing skills coupled with some essential soft kills and I learn fast.....is it enough?

@Wizarab10 You're doing this mess because of money, abi? When your mates are earning in dollars and building up their lives? I for say make I mentor you for free until you get your first dollar job, but people like you no dey ever take your life seriously.

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@instablog9ja This guy na cultist, nothing wey anybody wan tell me

Video shows pastor leading congregation in a “machete prayer” session against Satan

@AsakyGRN This guy is a big liar, as if he eats and drinks with God 🤣😂

“You have to pay correct tithe if you don’t want your life to be tight. After tithe, give quality offerings. The minimum offerings I give on Sundays is $12,000 and the minimum I give on week days is $2,000. If you don’t give me offering I’ll still be stinkingly rich. Stinginess is the gateway to poverty and giving is the gateway to prosperity. Every poor man is stingy.” — Pastor David Ibiyeomie says.

@TheEmmalez Let your wife come and post her own side of the story, I want to know if all men look like women to her

Lmao, when I met my girlfriend, she said no séx before marriage. She was actually a v!rgin and untouched. I didn't even argue. It was a beautiful relationship. We dated for 2yrs and 5 months. I treated her so well. We didn't have any issues. I didn't even dispute her choices. One day I asked her if she will marry despite the fact that I'm not made yet. She said, we can always go up higher. I needed to secure this amazing woman because I don't want stories. She agreed. I met her parents. Took the list and did what I can. We did our wedding, Lol. Less than 100 guest. Strictly on invitation. Everything was less than 1m. We did our traditional wedding too. Our first night together? Ooh my God. If was a banger. It was painful for her at first but it was a work of 5hrs, we didnt sleep that night till next morning. Unlocking a door locked with an iron key is not easy. It was a night of both pain, open doors and memories. We've been married for 6 months now. And when I see other women on the road and at my work place, they're all looking like my fellow men to me because there is no woman that attracts me again except my wife. Everyday by 6pm,I rush home always just to go and see my babe because she is my life and she is always eager to see me too daily. It's our 6months marriage anniversary and I can't wait to do forever with her. Surprise? Lol. It's been a bliss being married. © Udeaja Chigozie Kingsley

@ArcSadam 🤣🤣🤣

Sowore is the National Chairman of AAC, the woman’s Leader, the Youth Leader, and even the Secretary, one man doing committee meeting with himself. 😂 No wonder the party looks like a one-man WhatsApp group. How do you build democracy when your slogan sounds like “Me, Myself & AAC?

It’s time for Nigerians, young and old, to take ownership of their political future. Stop letting the same politicians recycle failure across generations; they lied to your grandparents, they probably did to your dad and mom, too, and now you can stand up for yourself. Get involved, get organised, and stand for integrity, transparency, and justice in leadership. Join a REVOLUTIONARY party here: aacparty.com/connect/7EBE00… My name is Omoyele Sowore @sowore . I approve this message.

@john322226 I'm blocking you for life cus you don't have sense, you tweet rubbish just to farm engagement, your stupidity will surely come on your head and you'll surely learn the hard way.

Sowore said he was going to bring BLord out and he did it. B Lord has been granted bail.

@Kecyy All I want to say is, please don't allow his behaviour to change your kind helping mind towards people because people are not the same.

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.

@EmmyJoseph7t8 @john322226 Compensate you how? Is it your money?

@john322226 The sad part is after returning it, the person might refuse to compensate you from the 1M you returned...... Will you be a good Samaritan next time?

What would you do? Return that damn money you thief

@freshervic1 @john322226 No mind that Lobi guy, na the small money wey he dey make from tweeting rubbish naim dey shark im head, he'll fade soon.

@john322226 Lol, you only see him when he came who came for him but you never see him praising people with good work and integrity right? You don Dey see money now, una too funny I swear, I remember when he praises Seyi tinubu then before he sees that he’s not clean too, you no go see that

I was a very big fan of VDM btw…until I clocked he’s a manipulator. I love that he’s helping people and standing for justice from our wicked politicians but he’s someone that doesn’t see anything good from anyone if he’s not the one leading it. “Main character syndrome”

@edmundSmon @john322226 A slave doesn't need to introduce himself before you know..... you be foolish slave

@john322226 Leave main character syndrome . VDM is an illiterate to start with ,for someone who didn’t even go to school 😂to be calling out people of higher ,timber and caliber shows how daft he is .Dragging people that he and his rats gangs won’t even attend such positions

@john322226 This Lobi you no get sense walahi, I pity people wey dey rate you, because of Elon Musk money you just dey tweet rubbish

Verydarkman don fight everybody wey support am from the start. Fell off with Davido Fell off with his Lawyer (Barrister Deji Fought with Wizkid FC Fought Tunde ednut Fought Phyna Fought Harry Harrison And he’s now fighting Sowore! When una ready, una go tell am the truth👍

@yabaleftonline From what I see, Nigerians are not yet serious, if they do, nothing go concern them with religion.

“Pastors say rely on God, but people are dy!ng in Nigeria. Why is He making us süffer?” — Lagos public bus passengers question street preacher