finn

screaming andrew lucks snap cadence as I get into the uber

a cop hiding behind a tree frantically tapping “not there” on waze and getting progressively more disappointed when he sees brake lights

Steelers 😂

uh oh what brained am I if I see Godzilla

Tied to history, dyed to match. Presenting the Grateful Ducks @OregonFootball uniform. #GoDucks

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

is there a way to log “aggressively slamming 20 beers” on Strava

three for one? How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay

I need to know what buddy do to have insane aura like that

Bullpen game tonight

“Play some Mariah Carey up in this bitch” will be my new default answer to pretty much everything

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

trump just signed an executive order saying I have to get drunk with my friends tonight

This might be the best use of this meme template.

For 80yrs of puttin that shit on

Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…

Garfield. 127 N Negley Ave - Sunoco. Caller said that he’s a clerk and someone just tried to make a big purchase with pennies. Caller told him to get out of to town and now he is being threatened by the penny guy.