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I GET to apply to new jobs. I GET to apply to grad school. I GET to leave my abusive boss. I GET to run 6 miles. I GET to wake up in the morning. Happy Friday! #DailyAffirmations

How do you trim your toenails?

Misogyny in full swing when people come to my lab and immediately speak to my male subordinate instead of me (the manager)

Saw my mans ride a bicycle for the first time this weekend and it gave me a lady boner

@BadgerWHockey A Bed of Red Azaleas, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (rotated, detail), 📸 by David Stluka

@calvjohnjr_tyb Pre-ACL tear your swimmers were probably doing laps

@FinnKalu Alright sperm slandering is fucking crazy

Is your only goal in life to reproduce?

@calvjohnjr_tyb Even if you had sex I doubt your sperm could make it to the egg

@FinnKalu My only goal in life is to see one of my teams win a championship but me having sex is still more unlikely

@OfficialJulianD You having kids doesn’t mean you raise them!

@FinnKalu Where’s the option for yes but I don’t want kids

Someone I treated as a one time feature character in my life has somehow turned into a reoccurring guest star

@russian_bot_069 I like it 😎 originally I was just joking that the people I work with know nothing about anything outside of their scientific research

@FinnKalu That’s a sick jersey

Wore a jersey to work today and the nerds keep asking to guess which sport it’s for

@russian_bot_069 It’s a GB Packer Donald Driver jersey with an NFL patch so you tell me

@FinnKalu Is it actually not obvious?

@NapoleanSkete Now you’re thinking 🫶

@FinnKalu Beat your roommate and send him to the gulag

My roommates and I are all running a half marathon next month and one roommates boyfriend said if she loses to us he’s going to break up with her

@eugeniasmith003 I didn’t even think about that 😭😭😭

@NapoleanSkete He also refused to run it himself because he’s “bulking” 2 strikes

@FinnKalu This is real asf by him 💯 talk about sacrifices for your loved ones

High Point you better be happy you got the cursed Badgers as your first game

@jamesrichterII Little brother response #ItsOkay

@FinnKalu That’s you twin

Craziest glitch in clash right now which gives everyone 30 electro dragons 😭

@shinypipsqueak I pull it out sometimes and they don’t believe it’s truly mine. My boyfriend doesn’t have a coc so he doesn’t mind.

@FinnKalu Are men ever scared about you having a bigger coc