FionaMarch98

At least we have Lou. These tweets are gold.

@zoidbergererer ❤️❤️

Shoutout the Boston Red Sox for not providing an adequate distraction and making me face my reality in the middle of the night once again.

@FantasyQueenB @grayshurz Same! I looked up the book for the author & she has a bunch of similar stories.

@grayshurz If you have Prime Video, this is only 8 episodes. I can't stop thinking about this series...

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Hit me with your best recommendations

@ServusDeiVivi @Joeinblack Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday to one of the greatest Priests and guys I know, @Joeinblack !!! God bless you, sir.

@BradleyGrinnen I did get home late, so I always stay off X & start from the beginning. They had me fooled for a while there.

@FionaMarch1998 I take it back. I hope you missed this game lol.

I hope you're watching this game @FionaMarch1998. It's got fights, boos, the offense is waking up.

My therapist is a diehard Brewers fan. Tomorrow's session should be fun.

@EdHand89 @BradleyGrinnen 😭😭 Yes.

@BradleyGrinnen You are thinking of Nomar, but yes, Tito too.

"Our owners in Boston, they've been owners for 10 years. They come in with all these ideas about baseball, but I don't think they love baseball. I think they like baseball. It's revenue, and I know that's their right and their interest because they're owners -- and they're good owners. But they don't love the game. It's still more of a toy or a hobby for them. It's not their blood." -Semiregular reminder that Terry Francona is a remarkably insightful judge of character.

Set fire to it. Kill it dead.

@MediocreJoker85 @MikeHayes279 🤣

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!” The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who without missing a beat, brings with him another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?” The guy says, “I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

@LaurenGruel @alexathallow @HallowApp Welcome home!

This Saturday, I was confirmed into the Catholic Church 🥹✝️. God has been so faithful in leading me here, and I’m so grateful for every step of this journey. A special thank you to @alexathallow for creating the @HallowApp ! This app has helped strengthen my relationship w/ the Lord.

@stephenofnum 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Already been contacted for an interview in two weeks!! Thank you for prayers!

@oldschooldiver @sharpshel They would have switched teams by 2004!

@sharpshel It sux that this generation of fans need that immediate good feelings about the team. What would thru have done prior to 04???

I might take a break from this app because between this fanbase being completely unhinged and Dave Portnoy being a "162 guy" it's become insufferable lately

@oldschooldiver @sharpshel What's his problem?? He needs to retire. Monaco + Lou would rock.

@sharpshel Not to mention the now insufferable O B reminding us how bad it's been. 😡🤬

@BradleyGrinnen It was so good...for a little while. It's certified my love of Contreras for sure. I was hoping for some fisticuffs, if I'm being honest.

@WiLL_Succeed I'll buy it for a zillion bucks on ebay.

@FionaMarch1998 Roman Anthony bobblehead night

Second ones here at Gate E for the giveaway tonight 😁

With this lineup, this qualifies as child abuse.

@kypwri @stephenofnum Getting paid to nap. Niiiiice.

@stephenofnum Joke's on you I'm napping at work

Nap time. Look at u idiots having to work today.

@oldschooldiver That's what came to mind!

@FionaMarch1998 He was just channeling his inner A-Rod. Remember that he slapped the ball out of the glove. Both are of the same ilk!!😡🤬

He 100% did this on purpose. Remains the most punchable face in baseball.