
FireEarthWaterMelon
372 posts


@Xavier17375631 @HMZvONE @DavidJHarrisJr Nope not angry or scornful just don't like comments aimed at another person's family
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@Primrose771646 It most likely won't be a viable product and would most likely lose more money than earned so even if it was accepted it wouldn't last longer than a year before going into the red and being shut down
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🚨⚠️CRITICAL EXOSTORM ESCALATION - SPACETIME FRACTURES ⚠️🚨
/// EMERGENCY REPORT ///
The Exostorm has reached critical mass, officially categorized into Category 3.
The exostorms of Seasse have merged into one, extreme, planet covering storm.
MoS reports initial adverse spacetime fractures within the Seasse system, amidst claims of fluctuating chronometric drift, and unidentifiable visual artifacts.
The Seasse may have reached a point of no return.
The tactical window for operation is closing before spacetime stability is irrevocably compromised.




Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats
⚠️🌀EXOSTORM ESCALATES🌀⚠️ The Exostorms on Seasse has been officially re-categorized as Category 2. Local Exospire cells and merging, creating planetary Super-Storms. Due to the mysterious atmospheric volatility, completion of operations are no longer needed for mission sucess. Helldivers are ordered to focus on high-volume Illuminate liquidation and the requisition of anomalous assets. Make the enemy pay in blood for every second of unlawful environmental interference.
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@gordon_crowbaru @DemocraticStats The further the illuminate get to capturing the planet the higher the category gets meaning more lightning and more tares in space time and if captured by illuminate the whole planet gets cast into the void (the illuminate equivalent of the gloom)
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@DemocraticStats Can someone explain how the mechanics of this are supposed to work?
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@CuriosityonX Use a baseball bat and hit it out of the park seeing as reality is off so all laws of physics mean nothing
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@HMZvONE @Xavier17375631 @DavidJHarrisJr HNZV1 May your oreos always fall into your milk and may you also stub your toe on your bed frame each morning causing mild pain but major emotional damage
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@Xavier17375631 @DavidJHarrisJr May your children and loved ones become Muslim. Ameen
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@AUSingerTIN @Jesii_ca_M The vegetables and fruits on the boat have seeds that you can plant and the chicken (auto correct be wanting epstin island trying to change chicken to children) can lay egg which give you your fats and the shells make good fertilizer
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@Jesii_ca_M Left is more healthy. Right will get you killed in few days. You need fat.
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@AntiLeftMemes The price of living in California would bankrupt there county in minutes
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@trumplicans2024 Curiosity or stupidity eather or dont burn yourself with a cigarette lighter it dosent feel good (accidentally dropped one on my leg had a burn for almost 6 weeks)
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@venom1s 38 has a high body count which tells you hes not wanting to settle down and will most likely just add her to his body count while the 20 is a world of potential and when your with him when he has nothing and love him for what he is then he'll be with you forever when he's rich
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@OfficeTest5 @HelldiversAlert Not tornados…. But tiny holes in the universe keep opening and I have concerns.
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CRITICAL EXOSTORM ESCALATION
The Exostorm has reached Category 3: all super-storms have merged into a single, extreme, planet-covering storm system.
The Ministry of Science reports initial adverse spacetime fractures within the Seasse system, amidst claims of fluctuating chronometric drift, and unidentifiable visual artifacts.
The tactical window is closing before spacetime stability is irrevocably compromised.

Helldivers Alerts@HelldiversAlert
The Exostrom has reached critical mass 😱
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@DemocraticStats I think there looking for a place to evolve since the next enemy is supposed to be a bile titan but predator strain so it most likely will keep the wings but be on the ground
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⚠️DRAGONROACH MOVEMENT⚠️
The Dragonroaches have reached Phact Bay.
It is still unclear what the intention of this unit is, and where are they heading.
We are still waiting to have a statement from Super Earth.

Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats
⚠️DRAGONROACH MOVEMENT⚠️ The Dragonroaches have reached Partion. Currently, it is unknown if they will continue through the Sten Sector or if they will enter the Jin Xi Sector.
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@TruthInspectorD If there still fighting for democracy then its ok just dont let me catching you trying to touch my butt
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@Helldivers_NOW Is that there face or is that a helmet ?
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@Jesii_ca_M Depends on my mood do I want to dip or do I not want to dip
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@BarronSilver @WomenBeingAwful This is a weard senerio since they were both drunk and impaired it would be considered drunk sex now if one of them wasn't drunk then it would be considered sexual assault and depending on who wasn't drunk is who's going to jail if it was her she's going if it was him hes going
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@FireEarth387 @WomenBeingAwful That looks good on screen. But if a woman has had a glass of wine, she is to drunk to give consent. Even if she signs the form in her own blood.

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@Grand_PA33 @venom1s Id like to hit you in the nuts for that submit part but id probably break them if I did 🤣
I like women who are 20+, firey and loyal who take charge in some parts but let me lead in the others no submission needed
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Women date upwards, men date downwards.
Women should preferably date men older than them.
Men should preferably date women younger than them.
Remember, a man is called to provide, protect and lead his woman.
A woman is called to submit & respect her man.
It's easier for a woman to submit to & respect a man older than her.
It's easier for a man to provide for, lead & protect a woman younger than him.
TAE.👍🏿
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@helldivers2 I alredy know the secret of these ominous pillars of pure energy (my take)
There ripping the fabric of space time to summon forth there legions of illuminate that are in another galaxy then they'll build star gates to Sheppard billions hear to try and reclaim there lost empire
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