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BradDad™
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@thegatortaterrr If you take them away they’ll just start sucking their thumbs 😒
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this is clearly big orthodontia’s doing.
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🚨 ATENÇÃO l Adultos estão chupando chupeta como forma de aliviar o estresse
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Dear God. I don’t even think prime Ron Jeremy could fuck the stupid outta this broad
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz
This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals. It’s an issue countless ppl have tried to raise w leftists but big leftists online continue to shame/abuse poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor
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@pigliondog Tell her I said it was one of the nicest butts I’ve ever touched
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Trigg just got her butt rubbed at the massage place
Said it feels better....sus
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@SoloAmicus @FiremanNota Why what. I am just interested in anatomically correct drones
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Next time do Skeletor’s full body so we can see his drone wiener
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
‘Masters of the Universe’ drone show spotted over Los Angeles 💥 • Had 1600 drones • Guinness World Record for brightest drone show ever (via @AmazonMGMStudio)
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@SoloAmicus @11MyJam Jill needs to say amen after praying a prayer of repentance for her tweet
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@sam_gzstrength My go to is “are you going to let your baby brother eat more than you?”
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Toddler K been on a hunger strike
Dinner time last night I offer his plate
"No! No!" Meltdown mode
I look at his 9 mo old sister and say "should we give Sis your chicken?"
He goes "no! My chicken" And eats his whole plate ends up asking for more
To be a toddler man 😂
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All this just to remind me that I forgot to pack his lunch before I went to bed last night
Dubzy@DubzyOnceAgain
Y’all mind if a white boy gets a little serious for a minute? I’m eating a 99¢ sausage biscuit for lunch that I bought yesterday. It saves me money that I can spend on other things that I’m procuring for my kids and grandkids’ future. Our house, land, and the rare antiques I spend money on are afforded by picking and choosing where we spend our money. To some, skipping the restaurant or the drive-thru seems like a trivial sacrifice. But to me, it is a deliberate decision for the future of my family. Every dollar not spent on a forgotten lunch is a dollar reallocated into something built to last. Cont…
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