Fireturd

Just launched $FIRETURD on @useboardwalk 🐳 Auction ends in just under 24 hours. If the token graduates it will be live on the @base network. Link in the replies.... It's hot shit!

Just launched $FIRETURD on @useboardwalk 🐳 Auction ends in just under 24 hours. If the token graduates it will be live on the @base network. Link in the replies.... It's hot shit!

@coinbureau We all felt him at this moment 🔥💩

🔥CHARLES HOSKINSON: “I’m so tired of talking about Ethereum.” The Cardano founder angrily shut down a reporter from The Block who asked about Ethereum’s founding. “You’re lazy. Do some basic f***ing research.” "It's been 12 years and I've answered the question 400 times in every g****** interview.” “If a traumatic event happens in your life and you’re done talking about it, it’s not appropriate to keep badgering someone about the g****** thing after 12 years.” “I’m so tired of talking about Ethereum.”

@BillyM2k Me rn reading this post 🔥💩

degens are the lifeblood of the economy

Our public auction on @useboardwalk for $FIRETURD didn’t hit its funding threshold…. But f-it, let’s run it back Monday morning. New auction links coming tomorrow….

@Baccparty @useboardwalk Here’s the plan:

@FireturdHotShit @useboardwalk "What’s the long-term plan for this project?"

Just launched $FIRETURD on @useboardwalk 🐳 It's hot shit. 🔥💩 Link to 24hr public auction in replies ⬇️

Me missing the AI boom because I held my bags long enough to be a community member…

@TheVelorebel @WatcherGuru 🤣😂

@FireturdHotShit @WatcherGuru Lmao makes me feel sea sick 🤣

JUST IN: Cryptocurrency exchange BitMart to shut down all operations. This is the second crypto exchange to shut down in under a week.

@coinbureau Down 95%, wife left you, then China comes to the rescue with robot head…. 🔥💩

🤖INNOVATION: Chinese startup AheadForm has built a humanoid robot head. The humanoid uses 30 micro motors beneath silicone skin to recreate blinks, eye movements and facial expressions, while onboard AI reads and responds to human emotions in real time.

@PD_KoDak @WatcherGuru 🔥💩

@FireturdHotShit @WatcherGuru Man?

When you’re taking a fat shit and you find a day one runner before everyone else…

The current state of the trenches right now…

@BitMartExchange @forton_official “One more listing before I peace out” ✌️

#BitMart will list ForTon (FRT) @forton_official on our digital assets platform on July 27, 2026 💰 Trading pair: FRT/USDT 💎 Deposit: 7/26/2026 12:00 PM UTC 💎 Trading: 7/27/2026 12:00 PM UTC ➡️ Register Now: bitmart.com/invite/OPS/en-… Learn more:bitmart.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/artic…

@shahh I can’t predict the next cycle, but I can definitely predict the next 2-3 hours after adding extra corn to my Chipotle burrito 🔥💩

What's next?

@JakeFleshner Hot shit 🔥💩

Pitch me your company in 2 words Angel invested in 40+ companies and always looking for more

@BitMartExchange $BMX holders rn 🔥💩

Important Notice After a careful evaluation of the Company's operating conditions, market environment, and future strategic direction, BitMart has made the difficult decision to commence an orderly wind-down of its trading platform operations. We deeply regret having to make this decision. Key dates: • Jul 26, 2026, 01:30 UTC: New registrations, deposits, and new trading orders will begin to be suspended. • Aug 26, 2026, 01:00 UTC: All trading services will be discontinued. • Jan 31, 2027, 15:59 UTC: Platform operations will officially cease. Withdrawal services will remain available. We strongly encourage all users to close positions, complete KYC (if needed), and withdraw assets as early as possible. Please read the full announcement for important timelines and instructions: 🔗 bitmart.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/artic… Thank you for your trust and support over the years. ❤️

@Gemini Fireturd

describe your portfolio in one word we’ll wait