FIRSTLADY OF D4L

About to sit in this class for 4 hours… FOUR HOURS!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Divorces: 1 Proposals: 2 Marriage: 1 Children: 1 Surgeries: 3. (None plastic) Tattoos: 2 Shot a gun: No Been on tv: yes Watched someone die: yes Rode in an ambulance: yes Sang karaoke: Yes Rode a jet ski: yes Arrested: yes

Does anybody actually go to the dentist every 6 months?. 🙋‍♀️

After DNA TESTS you will know your child is not yours.

Hot take as a woman who actually has really wholesome female friendships: male friendships are kind of… insane. two men can hang out for 4 hours, say maybe 17 total words, share a bag of chips, send each other one stupid reel, and go home like “great catching up bro.” no emotional recap. no post-hangout analysis. no “did I say something weird when I laughed?” they can go 6 months without talking, then meet again and immediately pick up the exact same joke from 2017. women meanwhile will do a full psychological autopsy on a slightly delayed reply. I’m not even judging. I’m just observing a level of emotional minimalism that feels both deeply confusing and… kind of powerful.

Is this true ?

Nike is releasing patent leather AF1s to wear with a suit.

Sam Bradford just arrived at OU Pro Day. He did not have a credential, but the security guard said, “He has a statue, I think he’s good.”