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@SebsterSpeaks I see what you did there

I'm sorry, I have to quit X. ☹️ Let me explain this sudden decision: I got a message in the middle of the night, from someone I expected the least. We are not connected, but, somehow, it went through. "Hi Sebastian, You already know who I am. You have to stop using this platform immediately! We are fighting hard against aggregators and we received multiple complaints against you. You are stealing for months and months original content from accounts like TheFigen, Mario Nawfal, Massimo, etc, you remove their watermark and post it as yours. You are gaining millions of impressions and a hefty X Payout from their honest and hard work! This is UNACCEPTABLE! One and final warning, to have time to say goodbye" Imagine the shock for me! I don't even know who these people are, let alone steal their shit. Oh, well, it was nice knowing you all. 3:01 AM. The End!

@FrenlyOfficer You mean client?

this is nothing compared to penis shingles

@mistressdivy You need therapy 🤣 Get it?

Why are threesomes only for sex why can't I join in a couples argument if I want to?

@brunomariizza Do a poll. We want a poll. Not a pole though. A POLL.

Can a married woman have a male friend without issues?

@pmcafrica Secondhand brain damage suuucks

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

@coldcallsniper They use Tinder like the air filter you'd find in your car.

This has to be an Indian dude. Girls that look like that don’t need tinder. They simply just walk outside

@joeybeastmarket I can vibe with that. Girl knows a loser whens she sees one.

Overheard this girl telling her friend how she was on a date with her boyfriend and she got the ick because he bit the mozzarella stick and the cheese kept pulling and he couldn’t break it no matter how far he pulled it away and she said she lost all attraction immediately

Are you ever sitting at a restaurant alone, when you look over at a table of a family and the spouse of the opposite sex gives you the eyes? That little gaze of acknowledgment you didn't ask for?

Only took 12 hours!

@FINALLEVEL This is the Special Victims Unit version of IceT. Not the rapper.

FYI: If you say ANYTHING on my page Negative I Block you.. Quick fast Gone.. Just sayin. ☝🏽

@ywomendeservles Because too many women think it's the sole job of a man to provide. We are a team. Provide for yourself.

@DailyLoud The word 'omen' cones to mind

Centennial High School in Franklin, TN held graduation on the football field in heavy pouring rain

@DailyLoud Better make sure it's all there 🤣

Adrien Broner shows off his streaming earnings

@DailyLoud 24' is surely enough for 3 stories, yeah?

Florida homeowner lifts home 24 feet in the air to protect from hurricanes

@Rightanglenews More likely to get water in your gas from these asshats.

Screws are beginning to appear in gas pump nozzle holders at American gas stations, and one man was caught on video installing one as concerns grow that thieves and fraudulent stations are using them to siphon money from customers.

@TemooTitan Dive bar of all dives 🤣

Shot of death 😵

@jakozloski Outliers exist, right?

If a woman hits 35 unmarried, more likely than not she'll never marry. If a man hits 40 unmarried, same.

@DailyLoud This has gotta be aome kind of foundation repair. Sinkhole city out there.

@KILLTOPARTY Sorry? Yeah dee-vorce

Imagine not only having a sloppy wife but a sloppy whore wife

@NuJhayhne And here i thought he meant the phone 🤣

21 years of a healthy marriage🥹💜