Flangela Glansbury

@OldRedGrizzly @ChristinaTasty When you put it like that, I guess I could not have enjoyed it

@FishEggsOrourke @ChristinaTasty No, it was objectively bad and can be proven by basic logical arguments such as: this is a video game, an interactive medium, and you don't need to interact with the interactive medium.

Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):

@rcondiscord @ChristinaTasty Dunno why but even having minimal input can imerse you in a story. Not saying this is a good thing necessarily.

@FishEggsOrourke @ChristinaTasty It LOOKED cool. I just got to look at it and I didn't have to pay 20 bucks. What would having a controller in my hand contribute?

@ChristinaTasty By that point you now there's no choices to make. It's not really a game is it, we should probably get new words for this kind of thing.

@FishEggsOrourke It's more so that this is the part of the game where something is on the line. Your friend is about to get in trouble. Somehow, with some work, you can hit a car with your skateboard, but you can't mess up and be too late to save your friend?

@theSMALLchoice @ChristinaTasty I guess so, or something in between.

@FishEggsOrourke @ChristinaTasty More like movies to videogames eh?

@based_coach1 @luvrgrrrl777 Do other countries call this bit a "gunt"?

@luvrgrrrl777 Your uh, fupa, would say otherwise.

me being 170, big and fat

@hayasaka_aryan This is not sexual at all, did you think it was two cocks?

Game journalists will call japanese games oversexualized and creepy and then give 10/10 to this

@kunley_drukpa The gays will jump ship before 2040. Not for self preservation, the fat bald hooligan gay (on the right) will just come back into fashion

As ever real result isn’t just that Reform ‘electionmogged’ it’s that the old genteel labour - conservative duopoly has collapsed and the legacy parties have been reduced to third party status even if they still continue to exist. The central new ‘Yookay’ state ideological division that will define British politics in the coming decades has finally started to emerge; Vulgar Gay Race Communism vs Vulgar Nativist Populism

@superTV247 Well that's just ruined my whole wank

Tess Daly and Vernon Kay have announced the end of their marriage.

@OroneSymon @piersmorgan Damn, Ugandan football fans do not hold back!

@piersmorgan Fuck u....u faggot.Ur being myopic and ego centric on thinking everything and everyone has to be arsenal to make sense,is pathetic.No wonder the world hates you mfs!! Bruno is class this year.Way above all your best players combined.Fuck u!!

Ridiculous.

@EndymionYT Bro had his first kiss at 21

>Be the gaming industry >Hate lewd outfits on adult characters >Loves games about teens tongues touching You can tell the majority of games journalism is done by millennials because the majority of them never grew up because this is fucking weird bro

@JebraFaushay Why are all of the commentors so gay?

Just one major glaring issue: you should never pair ballet flats with a cocktail dress.

@BBCSport Love of think of some fat yank thinking he has the best seats in the house behind the goal getting repeatedly smashed in the face by Declan Rice's missed free kicks.

The Fifa president joked if a ticket was sold for such a price he would make the delivery to make sure the supporter "has a great experience". 🌭🥤 Last month four tickets behind the goal for the final in New Jersey were listed for just under $2.3m (£1.693m) apiece.

@Jonas_Ceika his soulless black dead eyes give away the truth that he feels nothing while doing this.

Is there some kind of socio-psychological explanation for why this kind of facial comedy (e.g. Jim Carrey) was popular and considered funny like 30 years ago but nowadays induces cringe and even hatred in young people?

@katsuxbt fat bald slob

Dana White explains why he hates men's mental health culture "I hate this whole men's mental health stuff that they talk about. Unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider, you can't be that guy posting on social media, oh I had a bad day and I'm so sad" "It's unattractive to other males, let alone women"

@BBCMOTD Astonishing the new fans even need this to be explained to them.

An explanation on why Bayern Munich were not awarded a penalty for handball 🤔 PSG’s Vitinha attempted to clear the ball, which led to it striking Joao Neves from close range.

@PolymarketFC @GoalsXtra Dogshit ragebait account, doesn't even know the game

🚨 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SCANDAL! 🤯 João Neves with the CLEAREST handball ever and the referee says NO PENALTY! ❌ Bayern Munich 0-1 PSG 🎥 @GoalsXtra x.com/championshipba…

@CintanyaMediaku disneyland nonsense, the noble savage catches the bus home to a concrete apartment and eats tinned hotdogs while jerking off over ball torture just like the rest of us.

Skills passed down for generations. Ancient survival skills hit differently when you see them in real life. I thought he was just scraping bark…

@njmcfc1894 He's gonna wipe his arse on that jersey after shitting on the tube.

@Machiavelli_777 @njmcfc1894 Fine, but begging for a "jersey" as grown man?

@njmcfc1894 What's wrong in that ??? The amount of money he spent for that 1 match from flight tickets to hotel bookings to everything is way more than what you prawn sandwich brigade alcoholics earn in months lol