Mike Fisher

@PrestoStrangeO @cybertruck @Tesla @WhamBaamX You're paying for the damage, right?

@cybertruck @Tesla @WhamBaamX and about $3000 damage to the corolla! how can we be close to unsupervised? this was a crazy movie performed.

Cybertruck FSD crashes into coworkers car. Not a good look, I was showing a friend how awesome FSD is. We drove up the street and back and this is how it pulled into a parking spot. @cybertruck @Tesla @WhamBaamX I’ve logged thousands upon thousands of FSD miles and this has never happened.

That was fun.

Feb. 22, 1980 in Lake Placid, N.Y. 📌 45 years ago today, the U.S. Men's Olympic Ice Hockey Team defeated the highly favored Soviets. A day that will forever be known as the Miracle on Ice 🤩

We got you @WorldofIsaac. We’ll hold this down for you.

#Faturday forever and always @WorldofIsaac

@Slicknickshady @JD_Jerbear They don’t own patriotism and they don’t own the flag. We need to remind them of that.

Go Canada in the 4 Nations. The MAGA idiots have me legit rooting for Canada now, sigh. @JD_Jerbear

@WorldofIsaac You're in my thoughts, Andy. Wishing you peace.

Some final thoughts

@GingaBrenda @thehill What do you mean by clean up?

@thehill Yes! We are willing to pay a bit more in order to clean up America!

President Trump says potential pain caused by tariffs "worth the price that must be paid" trib.al/64t7vQq

@SenatorSlotkin And yet you’re voting to confirm his cabinet nominees. You’re acting more as a turnstile than someone trying to hold them accountable.

Tariffs should be used as a scalpel, not a sledgehammer. I’m very much hoping for some clarification since hurting Michiganders is bad for everyone.

While details are not clear, a blanket 25% tariff on *all* imports from Canada and Mexico would be bad news for Michigan. Here's why 🧵 cnbc.com/2025/01/31/tru…

Hey @SenatorSlotkin, thanks for voting to confirm the guy who just handed over Treasury to Elon. Nicely done. Enjoy your single term as senator.

A reminder that @POTUS is an absolute dipshit.

@JDVance You agree with these words or not?

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of 130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.

Just google “ordo amoris.” Aside from that, the idea that there isn’t a hierarchy of obligations violates basic common sense. Does Rory really think his moral duties to his own children are the same as his duties to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away? Does anyone?

Don’t let the Lions game distract you from the fact that #1 Michigan State boat raced Michigan on the ice tonight.

@mluckovichajc Perfectly sums up that flag. In my experience the people flying the Gadsden flag are more interested in treading on others than anything else.

What was Mike Luckovich thinking? bit.ly/3E0MbOA

Hey @KirkHerbstreit are we sure the Steelers belonged in the playoffs? Have to think the benefitted from playing a weak schedule and probably should have been replaced by someone with a more difficult schedule this season.

@NewEraCap Are there going to be 39thirtys for the NHL teams?

@Maxhoma random question on your switch to Cobra, tour players seem to love glossy crowns, so any issues with a more matte finish?

Looking to take my oldest to a Wings game coming up, are mezzanine seats doable or should I go for lower bowl?

Bye.

@OnTheBanksOTRC You’re a child.

My life has been so much better since @FisherM24 stopped following me and replying to all my tweets