Fish 🦭

@oomfpit yeah cus she was too busy drawing an eyeball

“nobody told me this” and it’s literally the first thing you learn in Lays tricks class

@borealstarlight @RaffyRoach @gambitkisser I remember it being like maybe 25 bucks? Idk it was like 2014 so it’s kinda hard to remember lol. I just know it was a little cheaper than 30 but yeah it took me a while to gather enough money but it was worth it I still play on the same account today :)

@Fishyjpeg @RaffyRoach @gambitkisser Isn’t it like 30$ 😭

i find it funny that people dont remember what minecraft costs its just accepted that everyone already owns minecraft

@RaffyRoach @gambitkisser I remember collecting coins just so I could buy the little account card they sold at stores. (Do they still sell those? Or is it strictly digital now?)

@gambitkisser it's like the first Big Purchase a lot of kids made i think, at least for me it was

@extracrustysox @sharkpanty

@Fishyjpeg @sharkpanty Oh. Run.

ppl rly get mad like “CLEARLY you know NOTHING about dog erections” uh yeah guilty on that one bro lmfaoooo

@extracrustysox @sharkpanty ?

@sharkpanty Don’t ask me about fish erections.

He doesn’t even know he’s a fat chud. What a wonderful existence i think we all need to follow his example

Everyone point and laugh at this fat chud

@comNEOyt @bagmonsta The pasta there can be kinda greasy but their pizza is so good. Sometimes my family will drop by and just buy the dough so we can make our own pizzas with it. Something about the way they do it is just super good. The pred part is kinda crazy tho

@Fishyjpeg @bagmonsta That shit is mid and the predator from my highschool worked there for years. Thai peanut chicken pizza did go kinda hard tho

White chicks be like you haven’t experienced REAL Mexican food till you come to Alpharetta, Georgia

@misswhynowhy Btw these things aren’t new. Our stores have sold them for a long time and for a while, we literally couldn’t sell them at all. Then one day we just started getting asked about the dumplings and now it’s all we get asked about.

@misswhynowhy Yes. If you don’t use tiktok or unfortunately manage a five below like me, you’d have no clue what they are. Absolute bain of my existence

i am a professional toy guy. i read industry news sites and magazines almost daily. why have i not heard about those stupid mystery dumplings until this week. is it simply because i hate tiktok?

@PrimateVehicle @EmmaTolkin Balls is funny too

@EmmaTolkin I really like this one

r/FoundPaper is underrated

@bagrielgabel @JABBA1CKY thirtsy

@JABBA1CKY Cicada! 🤗i dont know why it was in their sink

@brainrotpostig I used to be an absolute menace in this game and one time I got into a server with those really sweaty players who just grind for hours. And I just kept throwing their pizzas on the floor so one of them used a script to put me in a death loop and it felt like this

@iluvnycb @ectoentropic she went by Eliza, I think her username was sealnoda or something along the likes

@ectoentropic who

word on the street is hitler's gf is back on sealtwt 🤐

@iphoneuser1967 I have a little chud on my island too… never considered to make cobson…

you cannot make this shit up

@2Josher Those guys got some fucking balls (or perhaps lack of brains) to chase someone out like that. All it takes is the wrong crackhead with a gun an nothing to lose.

Smoke shop lady was like, “I saw you on YouTube,” and pulled this up on her iPad. btw I’m like 40 lbs lighter now bc I stopped stealing snacks

@christurner22 @n_hold Some children are just social butterflies! They’ll talk to anyone no matter what. I manage retail and my favorite moments are children coming up to me to show me what their parents are buying for them, or to ask a question about what I’m doing.

@n_hold We have a 5 y/o a couple houses down that is friends with my kids but sometimes when they’re not home or not able to play, he’ll still come over and and chat with me in the front yard for a while. I always think it’s funny because I never talked to adults when I was 5. 😂

A couple weeks ago the chatty 5yo neighbor two doors up the street (the one who keeps cutting my arm off with a sword when I'm on my way into work, which frankly I think is a little inconsiderate) introduced me to another 5yo neighbor further up the block by going 'this is my new

which allegations? You’re gonna have to guess.

Green Day fans aren’t beating the allegations after this one