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@FitzEmpressRex
First of the great Plantagenet dynasty. Son of an Empress, Father of Kings. Damned and luxurious GOAT. โขRP/parody/fakeโข
I prefer to not even acknowledge mine unless forced to do so. They just don't exist. Out of sight, out of mind.
It's my love language. Isn't it yours with your children?
The wind is so violent that he lost his best hat.
The thanks he gets for wintering in Nottingham and trying to keep the peace and being a good surrogate for his father is insults and more insults.
Only pauper around him is his eldest son. The under sheriff has more money than he does.
His spring wardrobe is Crรจme de la Crรจme.
Whilst @FitzEmpressRex is away, spends gobs of duchy monies on a summer wardrobe.
Cannot believe that @FitzEmpressRex has a big fan and isn't eating up the attention. He must be d e a d.
Bloody Hell!
"Ja, Sire, I indeed am. May I offer you some Sauerbraten, Schnitzel, Pichelsteiner, Spรคtzle, and, of course, Black Forest Gateau?" She could almost smack her lips as she finished the list. "The cooks would love to prepare a special supper for us."
My bad. I forgot about my youngest son's birthday. Awkward.
She smiled mysteriously. "Then we will see what Father Christmas brings you then from my homeland."
Scratches his head. Not sure any member of the Devil's Brood has done that. But never too late!
She laughed gaily already scheming names in her native tongue. "Do you like desserts, King Henry?"
