FiveStarCrunk

@hotchipandlie_ 😂

The weed store guy gassing me up, asking if I’m an actress, well of sorts lol

@Iwatekko6969 One of the best Items at this BBQ place in Texas has is Peach Tea Pork Belly and it’s the most amazing thing you’ll ever have

⋯⋯ん？ 今日一日、アメリカの善き人々たちご自慢のBBQツイートを見ていて気がついたことがある。 アメリカ人、BBQでは豚肉食わないんか？　ほとんど牛肉なのでは。 アメリカでは豚肉はBBQに使わないの？

@AgingAnarchist @SenorKrinkle777 Loved the American dub of this show MXC

@SenorKrinkle777 I grew up watching Takeshi’s castle

ルルレモンの社長は日本人がLの発音で困ってるのを見るのがおもしろいらしいが、日本人が本当に苦手なのはRだよ。

@RichBooth215642 @KennethRWebster I’m glad to hear that it helps with your chemo. Watched my dad suffer 23 years ago. I’m sorry that this has happened to you. There’s a couple good websites out there that will take care of you!

@FiveStarCrunk @KennethRWebster I hope so. I use it after chemo to help me. I am 55. Never did weed then one day a older man suggested it i tried it it helps me. I told my kids never do drugs more than 20 years ago. Now i smoke.

Good news for the black market drug industry

@ch1dshgavbino @FatherMcKennaa It was a little sketchy when I couldn’t understand English 😂

@FiveStarCrunk @FatherMcKennaa truth nuke and that’s fucking funny bro at least yours are fun lol

Your doctor can legally prescribe you something that takes 6 weeks to work, kills your sex drive, and requires 6 months to taper off. But a mushroom that works in 4 hours is Schedule I.

@ch1dshgavbino @FatherMcKennaa Yeah that’s not great hahaha. Might have to stay out of the rabbit holes before taking them next time 😂. My last big one I became and alien and didn’t understand humans 😂

@FiveStarCrunk @FatherMcKennaa my last one was pretty rough i was convinced jeffery epstein and mossad/CIA were drugging me and fw me

@ch1dshgavbino @FatherMcKennaa It’s a damn good time haha

@FiveStarCrunk @FatherMcKennaa i used to be pretty adamant about doing them quarterly and staying at that, but my neighbor bought a pound and i was his only buyer for a little while so i felt bad. starting to get the itch to do them soon tho

@ch1dshgavbino @FatherMcKennaa Yeah I try not to over do it. One big one every month or two. Might take low doses like 1.0 here and there though.

@FiveStarCrunk @FatherMcKennaa i had a spill after i was doing like 4/7gs every other weekend mannnn it was bad i love ts tho

@JoshuaRoss44235 @alexboge

@alexboge Like I've got a boat ready to go to Bermuda . Plus we don't do it because we have the facts in front of our faces. I don't need to prove to anyone the earth is flat.. I just open my eyes and make my own decision

If any moon landing / space / rocket denier or Flerf actually wanted to blow the “global conspiracy” wide open, they wouldn’t be sitting on X typing “nuh uh.” They’d get on a plane to Bermuda. Stand on the shoreline. Watch the launch. Track the rocket as it curves downrange toward orbit. If it really “splashes down instead,” congratulations - you just became the most famous “truther” in history. Except… that never happens. Because the trajectory is visible. Predictable. Repeated. And witnessed by countless people who have zero connection to NASA or any government. So instead of collecting the easiest win imaginable, they stay home and post. They claim to be searching for truth. But somehow never do the one simple thing that would actually prove it. And that tells you everything you need to know.

@RichBooth215642 @KennethRWebster You can still get it shipped to you!

@KennethRWebster I smoke it after Chemo. Just reorderd more yesterday i hope it wasnt to late.

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

@CommiNathan @NASA @SpaceX One is low orbit ISS capsule and one is going around the fucking moon. Just sayin

Just sayin’

@gunburd People trying to compare a capsule that is only going to low orbit ISS vs a capsule that’s going around the fucking moon. The human IQ is plummeting 🤦‍♂️

Idgaf how we go as long as we going but rq: NASA function over form kit is it's own aesthetic and vastly superior to the curated apple store appearance of SpaceX.

@ch1dshgavbino @SonnyDigital Hey now I get some good shit from my guy down here!

@FiveStarCrunk @SonnyDigital bro from atlanta talking bout some boof son i’ve seen better weed in texas an they don’t even fw weed!

Sour Diesel was the worst weed known to man to man kind. Only people from New York liked it.

@ch1dshgavbino @SonnyDigital That dude is so full of shit

@SonnyDigital if you ain’t from cali or colorado tf you doing talking down on other states weed?

@Fant_Mch Politics are a scam in America. Career politicians are there to make millions not actually help Americans. They care about their pockets and their own agendas not the greater good for the people. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

アメリカ合衆国の政治というのは冗談か何かなのかな？

@den_w @eliasmakos Media celebrated the fact that the largest rocket to ever carry humans left a launch pad. All Elon is done is launch starship without people………

I find it very interesting that the media celebrated Artemis II as if it was the largest most powerful rocket ever when in fact SpaceX Starship aka BFR is nearly twice as powerful with ~17 million lbs thrust. And much taller at ~400 feet. I applaud the NASA mission but sure wish the world would recognize the amazing accomplishments of Elon Musk.

Can someone explain why the Artemis launch video feeds didn’t look as good as this?

@hotchipandlie_ That sounds fucking terrible

Cutting back on coffee and weed so I can be more normal at work -__-

@ThomasRGolden @Helloimmorgan Come on man, haven’t gone to the moon in 54 years. Definitely got to test stuff before just going for it. It’s a whole new capsule design, can’t just risk lives right off the bat.

@Helloimmorgan With as much as tech has advanced we should be piloting the starship enterprise at this point, but no we've regressed to just taking a ride around the moon.

Why are they just going around the moon and not stepping on it…