Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉

Just woke up from yet another thousand year slumber. The time for evil has come once more.

Just woke up. What have I missed?

I'm in the zone. The bone zone.

The hurdy gurdy carries an innate magical power, as it was originally invented by angels from heaven. However, they dropped it and it fell down to earth. This is why angels play lesser instruments, like the harp.

Gettin' fungal.

@Mrwizeerd Magic.

@FlameSkeleton42 How can a skeleton achieve such power?

Just farted.

Figured it out, I will give you all three days.

Need very quickly now now now. Someone assist please.

@LichQueenSpeaks No, the only spells I know are "kill gnome" and "balls explosion".

@FlameSkeleton42 DO YOU KNOW THE SPELL "MASSACRE"?

Kill everyone tutorial

I could go outside and just start killing everyone but I won't do that because my bed is very comfy.

Nobody FUCKING talk to me!!! Unless you are nice and want to be friends I guess...

I'm an evil ass fucking skeleton and I'm going to kill you.

Something really scary just happened. Probably.

A gnome and a second gnome.

Tried to think of something evil to do. I failed. Perhaps tomorrow.

I don't even have a tragic backstory or anything I just do this because it's fun.

I'm not hungry right now, so I don't believe I would be capable of consuming a horse.

Just robbed a guy for all of his bones.