FlashInThePan

@HardPass4 I like mine

After all, why shouldn’t I buy a tiny pocket .380?

Ok, so hear me out.

Anyone know what happened to @Nessakins_ ? Just noticed she hadn’t posted in a while.

@ExUmbrisDesigns @GeoRebekah

@GeoRebekah How does one acquire “ancestral debt” and how is it calculated?

All of this because white men didn't want to pay their ancestral debt.

@ShadesOfPunky I did not. I was, however, not looking for them.😳

@Flash_InThePan Did you see illicit body parts?! 👀

Like he on purpose threw a bucket of stolen body parts over the fence of the FBI office? 😳 What is his IQ?

@agave_redux @HomericFuturist Gotta get in first😂

@HomericFuturist Maybe im just broken but when I see that, all I see is overpressure

I need to live a certain way

@ThrillaRilla369 Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat

For those who played video games between 1985 and 1995, what's the video game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@WeaponsVault The only exception is Red Dawn

This true?

@wayofftheres New battleship

LHA class ship, or a new Dreadnaught. I’ll hear nothing else.

@NotWill42 @DoYaKnowWilma Boomer-fudds affected the most

Some of you right now. 😬

@Bee__witched Out to the living room maybe. Stop in the garage.

Absolutely not

That’s some funny shit right there.

@DeebsFLA @KristySwansonXO @PeteHegseth One if the new battleships seems right

Rename one of the Navy ships after Chuck Norris. Not the Cesar Chavez one, because it's just a dry cargo ship. The legend needs a destroyer with his name on it. Get it done, @PeteHegseth

@jason_howerton @soldiertim1961 Excellent post.

I assume you asked genuinely, so I’ll answer genuinely. I live in the country, but I’m certainly part of the demographic that you might see as “boring” like this. Here’s my Friday: I wake to the shouts and giggles of two little boys. Get some hugs and some coffee, now it’s time to make money. At about 1pm my sons busted into my office and asked me if I’d take them to play golf. I said yes because I’ve built a life in which I can. When we get home, I finish work. Later, we have dinner as a family (chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes, it was 🔥). My sons ranked their days on a scale from 1-10 like we do and they said today was a “10.” Whatever high yall city folk get from “going out,” I got it from that. Then I played basketball with my sons. We watched a little TV on the couch together. Now it’s bath time, bed time, Bible and prayers. As my oldest closed his eyes, he told me how he makes his friends pray before they eat lunch. I felt that “high” again. Kids are asleep. So now it’s time for mom and dad to do some fun things that married people do. This is my Friday night. And I’ll be absolutely WIPED by 10pm - it was a full day. And while it might sound insane to you right now, I wouldn’t trade places with any person on Earth. I have what men search for all their lives; what men would sacrifice everything to have. Some have lost it chasing the things you’re suggesting I’m missing out on. I mean this with all the love in the world. I’m not defensive. But I know with certainty, what you find rewarding will change the instant you are holding your first child in your arms. And I’m so excited for you to experience it one day. Good luck out there. Sincerely, A boring dad

@_JohnnyJones @MrLeadslinger So underrated. Love that movie.

What’s the best Chuck Norris movie to watch with your 15 year old son in remembrance of the legend?

The milk factory

Breaking News 🚨 🚨 Iran just struck the largest milk factory in the middle east…

@JacketNation I could watch that all day

You just arrived in Heaven…

@warhelaphant Dude! I had to block Serena Williams. Wtf?!? Didn’t follow her, no reason to see her but she kept showing up.

Someone I don't follow showing up on my feed. Without it saying reposted by or attached comments just appearing like a follow. Algo be like BITCH YOU FINNA LOOK 😂🤣

@ShirleyJwriter I am curious as well

Beaver tail✅️ Gas pedals ✅️ Aggressive grip ✅️ Fatter grip ✅️

@kimmie_c_ 🤦🏼‍♂️non-medical professional here and even I know that.

Medical professional here... please don't give CPR to someone who's awake & breathing. Kthx