Frackaholic

roll that beautiful bean footage

@JrShweg the odds are astronomical

Queued cache yesterday, random has different combo in a different float as me

@bfitzgerald_12 forreal he could be waiting for a friend who's bringing chess peices and playing on his laptop in the meantime lots of missing context and why does the context matter anyway, people are so judgemental now you can't even play some chess and catch some fresh air in peace

People prolly making fun of the guy with the laptop but back in the day there was some Unc sitting there just waiting for someone to come and play. Now this guy who’s interested in Chess is forced to play online and is getting made fun of for it. Exactly what’s wrong with society

@danfromdc what do you mean by it ruined a generation's sense of humor

This is important. The Sandlot is the biggest piece of sh*t movie ever made. It ruined a generation of kids’ sense of humor. Don’t let your kids watch it unless to tell them how not to act… which is an important part of the learning process.

@Wisdom_Stature my brother and i had throw a crackhead on the ground at the houston greyhound station a couple years back because he was too interested in our phones

Ummm. They’re closing Greyhound stations all over the country.

if anyone is looking to trade a 100% fade kukri message me

kukri enjoyers we are forever winning

read krameriez dabrowski

imagine spirit airlines reopens offering trips beyond the ice wall

globeheads blown the fuck out

@sonicdrivein hurry

@sonicdrivein @sonicdrivein ok now

im drunk i want a fat ass footlong hot dog

imagine fracking flat earth and you shoot a hydrochloric acid sand and water mix into space

monarch genealogy lines

@arkangeljoy they'll be underground once DARPA's subterranean challenge is completed

It’s depressing imagining that most of these dudes are just sitting in a trench firing at sounds all day, just waiting for their turn to get hit by the tiny fucking drones that are actually doing all the killing.

@ipeedthepool mark zuckerberg

THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS

@9mmgunslinger @MegalumVT federal agent claws typed this post

@MegalumVT You can make one with a steady hand and a few bucks if you’re not a boot licker

This should cost like $250 max. Why was I born in this timeline???