FlatsyFossil

@zoebread Suits you, sir

i drew how i wanted my suit to look and the next day i found this one for £2

@zoebread It's just uv ajed backwards, which just means remember to put sunscreen on Jed 🐸

@FlatsyFossil what actually is deja vu?

@zoebread Merry Pancake Eve! So excite to hang up my frying pan for Father Pancakes tonight 🥰🥞🍳

@zoebread Also I have deja vu do we have this conversation every year or is that a museum in Amsterdam I'm thinking of 🤔

@zoebread Omg noooo you're going to be on his naughty list & get lemon juiced in the eye 😱

@zoebread So Flatsy 😍

i have never been this excited to get into bed before

@zoebread Happy Birth! Here is special birthday picture of Baby Cheeky Flamenco cosplaying as Oy Vey, but with a sticker over her face. So just a picture of half a biscuit SO BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🎉🎉

@zoebread So year x

year

@zoebread Baby's first Oy Veyses 🥹🥰

@FlatsyFossil omg seeing oy vey in red dress on baby is so Christmassy to me

@zoebread I took Oy Vey & Baby Cheeky Flamenco to see Santa twice... The first one gave us feck all and made us watch an electronic oy vey dance to "u can't touch this" in full unedited silence... The second one gave us exactly what we asked the first one for (a gingerbread man)

IS SANTA REAL & it's all a double bluff for parents to claim credit & you don't find this out until you become a parent? Tonight is the big night for me to find out 🎅

@zoebread @BaricusVeins new enemy just popped

@BaricusVeins new enemy just dropped

@BaricusVeins did pop chips ever send you pop chips?

@zoebread So you're gifting them the gift of being murdered 🥹 so thoughtful

in the context of being given a gift

i will kill whoever first used the word gifted

@zoebread Fun fact, Michelin stars originally came from the tyre company when cars were first invented, to encourage people to drive to restaurants far away & wear out their tyres!

since there are michelin star restaurants i feel there should be restaurant quality tyres

@zoebread What do you call Baby Cheeky Flamenco's favourite type of bee? A boob-bee

two bee jokes or not two bee jokes: what do you call a bee that does well in its exams? an A what do you call a spicy bee that’s not a bee anymore? wasabi

@zoebread They grow up so fast 🥹

how he looked on the day he was born 🥰

happy birthday gnocchi!!!! 11 years old today

@zoebread Baby Cheeky Flamenco's dad only agreed to have a baby after I compared it to having a tamagotchi. The only difference so far is the mental newborn tamagotchi stage lasts for about an hour but with the baby it was about 7.5 weeks 👀

i like knowing a New Mum

@elwynndows @zoebread My brain will forever add in the "meows"

it's been months (years?) and still every time i hear Copacabana I can only think of @zoebread

@zoebread AMA is just AMA written sdrawkcab

what does AMA stand for

@zoebread he lives with me now (obvs)