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@msnrhu @tolafolaa Is this real?

@tolafolaa It all went to shit when they wanted you to see more than what you just wanted to see

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

@mccauley_wes @GirlScout27 @Rob_ThaBuilder @MurrayHillGuy1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GirlScout27 @Rob_ThaBuilder @MurrayHillGuy1 Then tell us what it means you stupid bitch

Friend has been texting this girl for 3 weeks (3 dates). She takes 6 hours to reply to texts. Thinks she’s not really interested, he posts random IG stories like daily and she watches every story within 90 seconds of posting… What’s this mean?

@justalexoki You’re just a Fake ass fan and that’s okay

do you think yung lean knows he's famous because his music was so bad listening to it was a literal meme

What if I never make it back from this dumb panic attack

I sampled crystal castles in 2019

When I start dropping a lot of this music I pray they don’t say I’m Copying anyone because I’ll be receipt ready

Life is pain

NEVER CELEBRATE TOO EARLY AGAINST MANCHESTER UNITED. DO THEY NOT LEARN?

@LilDiabetusLVP @ukcontentvault Brother relax theyre age mates Mazza prob older by a few years max

@ukcontentvault Yeah, EsDee is 19/20.

MazzaL20 and ESDEEKID beef is heating up ‼️ "We went to school together, If he dont pattern up ill expose his face"

🙂

@AURACULE @PatrickDorgu13 Neither

@PatrickDorgu13 Examiner : which one of them is Patrick

Learned from the best. I’ve seen your goal against Bayern 🙏🏾🔝

Going swimmingly

Love ain’t got weight inside dis gym

@GillyMetaX @mymixtapez Potato potato

@mymixtapez They did him dirty with this pic 😂 Hes 5ft1 not 4ft nothing 😭

42 Dug says a man isn’t appreciated until he’s gone 🗣

Cashier Belinda is our Employee of the Month after stopping a potential disaster after our soda dispenser malfunctioned and sprayed Coke everywhere. Her instincts kicked in and prevented the soda from flooding our floor. Belinda consumed around 4 gallons of Coca-Cola during the incident. Repairs were completed after 20 minutes, but Belinda's selflessness will never be forgotten.

@OliLondonTV Damn

The self-proclaimed ‘prophet’ encouraged thousands of people to leave their homes and embark on a journey to his wooden arks, claiming massive floods were about to come. He encouraged them to donate to the cause claiming they would have a chance to survive and board one of his wooden arks. After the floods didn’t arrive today, he claimed that it was because God had answered his prayers for the people. He was also seen stepping out of his new Mercedes.

Thousands of West Africans leave their homes to head to Ghana after being told by ‘prophet’ Ebo Noah that biblical floods would come on Christmas Day. Thousands donated to him after he claimed he would build Noah’s Ark style boats. He then brought a new Mercedes.

@KDNeverPositive @tolafolaa Yes

@tolafolaa am i doing too much

what u know about having to boil water for the bucket 💔💯

@AFaheez7216 @TheNomadVerse @al_henny @UtdDistrict Huh?

@TheNomadVerse @al_henny @UtdDistrict Ronaldo couldn't withstand the pressure at man utd and Juventus too 😏

🚨🎙️ | Rio Ferdinand: "I think it's HARDER for players [now]. I don't know about you, but I WOULDN'T want to play under this scrutiny to get notes. If we had social media in our time, we WOULDN'T be deemed as good a player as we are now. Trust me, because we all made mistakes. "Do you know what I mean? The cameras weren't on us as much." [MU]