Fleabag 🪄🎠🃏

Hello Twitter world! I've started a blog - part fact, part fiction - about my adventures as a Yank in Dublin. I would be delighted if you'd subscribe. It's totally free - just pop your email in and you'll get my little letters in your inbox. ☘️🏉🇮🇪💚 dispatchesfromdublin.substack.com

My latest dispatch, which was honestly a BLAST to write open.substack.com/pub/dispatches…

@paleotropaica ♥️♥️♥️

Happy birthday Andrew 😘

Partook in the #WutheringHeightsMovie hype…read my thoughts in the link below! 🖤 open.substack.com/pub/dispatches…

Sadly, I lost a really special piece of jewellery tonight at Gatwick airport. I’ve had it for 13 years, and saved all my money with my first job to buy it second hand. I doubt very much it’ll be found and returned, but in any case, if anyone finds this bracelet it’s mine

@anon_opin And microwave rice tastes 1000x worse

I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice, and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle.

It's been a while, Twitter! But I'm still alive and kicking (and writing). Come find me at dispatchesfromdublin.substack.com ✍️☘️🐚

@cr07der Looking good John! 💪🏽🐾

New eye patch, maybe I need a new profile photo.🐾🐾😎👁

@cr07der Look at that precious girl!!! ❤️❤️

@FleainDC Always here, Flea....🐾🐾

It’s that fraught time of day. After noon and still nobody has answered any of my text messages. Everything is in question. Am I loved? Do I still have friends? Am I worthy? Someone, answer me. 🤣

New Dispatch out today! ☘️ open.substack.com/pub/dispatches…

Hm. No package today. Will keep dreaming until tomorrow.

I just want to receive a mysterious package in the mail with a surprise present inside 🎁 Like books or cute trinkets. Am feeling greedy.

@AndrewCull6 Good shout. Thank you!

@FleainDC Priscilla Morris has a PhD in creative writing. She also teaches in Dublin

Do I know anyone who’s done a creative writing phd? I would love to chat! ☕️