Flemish Ed

This is how I want all my packages addressed from now on

@gallegos_fam 2 more and hope the other Dad had the same

I'm 2 whiskey doubles in...and I'm about to meet my future son in-laws parents for the first time. Any advice?

@Chandler_Rome Omar should wear that medal and hat everyday.

“A dream come true,” Omar López said.

This is who runs this account

@RichOToole Then it’s just chips soggy from salsa water

Only the first 2 inches will be good

@BillShaikin @arykster

The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.

@RyanLostinTX Kind of ironic a train is on the city seal

What’s going on with trains in Houston?

Aaron Judge had a 1.273 OPS in the 2025 postseason. He had a .798 OPS with 3 HR & 9 RBI in the ALCS/World Series in 2024. Has he had his share of struggles at times in October? Yes. Most players who have annual opportunities do at some point. 29 other teams would gladly take him.

@zillowgonewild I’m relieved it’s AI trolling

What the

@klkdave Yep, looked like he didn’t want to hit

Judge afraid to swing

Honey, get the checkbook

I should have bought this

@TexansCommenter Stress-stradamus

Successfully manifested it

Do you think the Texans will eventually sign Teller?

@Autch14 Covid tacos gave you superpowers

😤😤

@RichOToole I did some consulting at their corporate HQ in Tulsa, and they had their coffee and a soda fountain in all their break rooms, and even had a mock up of a store in the entry. Absolutely incredible.

Being on the road all the time QT has the best coffee in the game. 🙏🏽☕️

When I first saw this I thought it was Dan Patrick

@NFLonDAZN @Giants Show some respect, that man won state as QB1 for East Dillon

Oscar-winning performances on the silver screen and the field 😂 🎥 via @Giants #NFLonDAZN #NYGiants

@RichOToole When my kids were young my wife would get them a dollar menu McDouble and call it a Big Mac Jr lol

That was like 3 years ago

@AstrosShoulda It’s like you’ve tracked this before

Bregman woulda popped it up

@SanAntonioTim At some point they make you do it. RMDs are theft.

I’m officially 59 1/2 years old today, which means the government can’t penalize me for withdrawing from my retirement accounts. I have no plans to withdraw but I’ve reached another milestone of confirming I’m old.

So, a friend of mine has a family bracket tournament every year. Everyone participates, including the family cat. The cat has rules: animals over humans, cats over non-cats, big cats over little cats. The cat has won several years.