Andy Peache Lane 😺

You know you’re a #CoolNan when your teenage grandson video calls you to watch him unboxing his new Galaxy Note mobile. Because ‘I know you’ll be as excited as me because you’re a geek’. Lol

Ah that’s nice. There’s a wedding reception in the pub we’re in. The happy couple look like they’re having a bloody lovely time with their twenty eight guests and the other ninety of us in the pub. 👍🤷🏼‍♂️

@RickWrightNow The 24% was probably made up of a large proportion of men if you ask me!

76% of you said "Hell No!" or "Fuck No!" but that leaves 24% of you willing to give the abuser another chance. Not a good idea.

This is after just 20 minutes on the wards wearing full PPE If we can sweat buckets for you, please wear your mask for us 😷 Thank you all so much 💙

@NP_PC862 Well done and Good luck Aaron. You look good!

Love this!

Pahahah no trousers. I’m up for that.

My idea of what’s happening today @captaintommoore

@captaintommoore is this how it will be done. My idea of how to socially distance when knighting. Congratulations.

@TheSilkies11 Poor Dexter. Remember that you only ever did what you thought was the best for him. He’ll love you whatever. Xxx 😘

@howie_lyndel He’s beautiful!

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet #SuicideAwareness

@oneeyedwillow Amazing and well done on speaking Dutch. I’m glad twitter translates it for you.

practiisemg selfies how am im doemg? ??

@SproutOfWrath Same age as my eldest (twins). One is back to work so has to. :(

@FletcherLane22 I'm 44 and there's no way I'm going out if I don't have to!

Only 5% of people in UK have had CV. Vaccines probably not ready till mid 2021. Anyone else my age and up (68) resigned to not going out for another year? #COVID19 #depressing

Always be careful when financing an exorcism. Missing payments may cause you to be repossessed.

@Walkfit1 So expensive!!!!

Walking is the best medicine 🚶🏽‍♀️ If you want to live longer and better, make a habit of going out for a daily walk 🤩 Are you ready to get moving? Make sure you walk right! Tap to find out now and challenge yourself ❗️ #walkforlife #walk #walkfit

Urgh I wish I’d worn shoes. The chocolate is squishing between my toes.

Haven’t we all lost our minds?

@paulmilham So you brought a lot of those with you when you moved? Lol

Things are a bit quiet so I’m sorting out the drawers in my office. Something I should probably do a bit more often. Should also work out why I keep empty phone boxes