Fletcher Metz

Just to get this out of the way I’m not voting for any Democrat who supports bombing Iran, in 2026, in 2028, or ever. Which means all your Israeli-hugging, genocide-denying frontrunners are nonstarters

Twinning!!!!🤣🤣🤣

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Crazy how Thanksgiving fell on Creed Thursday this year

The velvet underground probably wouldnt have been so influential if i was at their shows with a giant magnet and i pulled their guitars out of their hands

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don't get it. They don't know what it's like to live with the Monkey Instinct

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

I’ve been noticing so many people crossing the street ever since the beatles first did it

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn't beef there

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

a guy like me could easily excel in the Precambrian period. I enjoy nutrients and regularly seek out heat sources. Not really a big deal

Time to go throw up.

Oh yeah sure let’s suspend due process for “terrorists” that extremely well defined term that no state has ever before used to mean “person who criticizes the government”

bands make her dance? yeah bro, thats kinda the point… bands play music?? you feeling okay buddy?

Children shouldn't be of corn

the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler

GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN NBA HISTORY WITH 35 POINTS, 20 ASSISTS, AND 15 REBOUNDS.