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#orbs #Fochabers Well, what to say? Initial light at the top was a cat. Then........#xfiles Please retweet!

Jason Everman. Guitarist in Nirvana, bassist in Soundgarden. Kicked out of both. Most people would have called that rock bottom. Jason called it a starting point. In 1994 he put down the guitar and enlisted in the Army, eventually serving with the 2nd Ranger Battalion and then completing the Special Forces Qualification Course, deploying to both Afghanistan and Iraq as a Green Beret with 3rd Special Forces Group. After leaving the service he went to Tibet, studied in a Buddhist monastery, came back, and then earned a philosophy degree from Columbia University with a letter of recommendation from General Stanley McChrystal. Nirvana. Soundgarden. Army Rangers. Green Berets. Columbia University. There is no template for a life like that. Jason Everman just lived it.

@andy_j1903 Agree, won't be watching

So we see what we’ll be getting if they close the Aberdeen office of STV. Central belt news and the sport all about the ugly sisters and the Jam Farts. Fcuk off

@AbzPodcast 1-3 83rd min

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“BUCKET LOADS OF C*NT” 😳 Shocking Slip During Live Weather Forecast 😱 Picture the scene: BBC weatherman Alex Deakin is live on air, giving the forecast with a straight face. "By and large though, it’s simply a lovely winter’s day tomorrow… bucket loads of c*nt… er, sunshine… across central and eastern areas." 😂 You can almost see the exact moment his brain short-circuited. One second he’s describing pleasant weather, the next he’s accidentally promising the entire country bucket loads of something very different. 😭 The stutter, the correction, but carries on like a pro 🫡 What exactly was on this poor man’s mind mid-forecast? 🤔🤣

@westsidemalabo The fuck is Beetlejuice up to now?

“YOU’RE WRONG” the net zero fuckwit screeched. Actually Ed. You are and were fucking wrong. And now you are shiteing your pants. Fuck you. And that extends to the rest of the fuckers like the SNP, Scottish Greens and Greens. Fucking horrible bastards. Each and every one of them should pay dearly for what is coming our way. 👍🏾

Another cunt trying to remain relevant by attempting to be controversial. Boring useless average wank. Fuck off.

James Burke's perfectly timed shot on television in 1978 is hailed as one of “The Greatest Shot In Television History”

Hungarian engineers once strapped two fighter jet engines onto an old Soviet tank and used it to put out fires that were considered impossible to extinguish. In 1991, over 600 oil wells were deliberately set on fire across Kuwait. The flames shot 300 feet into the air. The ground beneath them reached temperatures hot enough to melt metal. Firefighting teams flew in from all over the world. Most of them used the only method available at the time: carry explosives as close to the fire as you can get and detonate them to choke off the oxygen. Then three middle-aged Hungarians showed up with something nobody had ever seen. A 46-ton World War II tank with its gun removed and two jet engines from a fighter plane bolted on top. Six water nozzles attached to the engines. It could blast water at 770 miles per hour directly into a burning well. They called it Big Wind. When it rolled off the transport plane, every other team on the ground stopped and watched. Someone asked the Hungarian crew chief which method was better, explosives or the tank. He said: “Would you really want to walk up to a 2,000-degree flame carrying explosives?” Big Wind put out nine fires in 43 days. The last fire in Kuwait was out by November 1991. Experts had predicted the job would take five years. It took less than nine months. The footage is in a documentary called Fires of Kuwait.

@PlutoCooked Michael was the man, even as a kid

The best season television has ever seen

@DearS_o_n Even 1 millimeter forward per day is better than no forward at all 🙏

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@keefvonkush @SerieFilmAfroUS Don't forget the tater salad....for another few....

@SerieFilmAfroUS "pit sandwich with extra horseradish"

Weebey was a very effective soldier; it's a shame he only had one season of freedom #TheWire

@StrathclydeUCU @BigBadP @BBCNorthEast @louise_hosie P.S nae one says spakin up here. Must me a mongo weegie word

@BigBadP @BBCNorthEast @louise_hosie Whit ye spakin aboot?

New Aberdeen stadium talks taking 'longer than anticipated' bbc.in/4tcOoL0

@StrathclydeUCU @BigBadP @BBCNorthEast @louise_hosie Byrawaybutbigman But but but but but Shut up you fud

It’s Pay Day 🥳 Why not treat yourself (or someone else). New products on the website now. #art #artist #abstract #artwork #acrylicpainting

Keith Flint's dad has got some moves!

One more barrel roll... what could go wrong? - The Pilot Moments later — one of the most terrifying high-G maneuver crashes ever captured.

@OscarChalupsky @IMFmyeloma Where the mind goes, the body will follow. Smash it, warrior ❤️

Today I start 34 radiation sessions over 7 weeks, every day except holidays. A bit nervous, but hopeful this will sort out the skin cancer so we can focus on fighting the bone marrow cancer. I feel good and it’s a beautiful day to begin. No Retreat. No Surrender. 💪

@RedsDht @gus_tawse Yes please!

Any recommendations welcome. Cheers

@RebeccaDobermom An intriguing mix of brown and white meat, Becca!

This dude adopted a rescue hyena and named his Eddie. He videos jokes and Eddie howls with laughter.