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@harryjsisson @ClayTravis Of course he doesn't because he's a full of shit hack.

@ClayTravis Ah so I assume you also support Jack being indicted as well?

James Comey is likely to face a Trump voting jury in North Carolina. He picked the wrong seashore to make a seashell message. Smart prosecution here. Great venue and a simple case. Comey is a moron to put himself in this legal peril over an Instagram picture.

@ClayTravis Free speech absolutist? I guess not.

@texasrunnerDFW @DrClownPhD When started thinking of it as a coming of age movie, it changed my view of it. I worked in IT in Dallas during that exact period....

@DrClownPhD That movie was SO ahead of its time

27 years later, this scene still hits home. We should all be like Peter.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Where is Scottsdale? Technically a burb of Phoenix.

Random Suburbs in US with Unreal Talent (hot chicks) 1. Short Hills, NJ 2. Hinsdale, IL 3. Edina, MN 4. Westfield, NJ 5. Wellesley, MA 6. Rye, NY 7. Lake Oswego, OR 8. Manhattan Beach, CA 9. Darien, CT 10. Overland Park, KS 11. Los Altos, CA 12. Brentwood, TN 13. McLean, VA 14. Cherry Hills Village, CO 15. Naperville, IL 16. Carmel, IN 17. Birmingham, MI 18. Brookfield, WI 19. Dublin, OH 20. Zionsville, IN

@FWPlayboy We have a friend (married woman in her mid 40's) that is going to Bali for a yoga retreat. Ha ha....

"Travel" is code word for Anonymous Sex. Girls LOVE to travel to have sex with strange Men away from the prying eyes of friends and families.

@texasrunnerDFW @Steadi_lady She's the one that filed for divorce, too. Then asked the prenup to be waived. Denied.

@texasrunnerDFW @Steadi_lady Aside from the child support, that's enforceable. Kevin Costner's ex signed a prenup that only gave her $1 million and 30 days to vacate the house, which was his. A million won't get you anything in Santa Barbara.

Young women please learn from women like this, people change, protect yourself!!

@MurrayHillGuy1 Props for Morristown. Underrated town.

Easiest Cities/Towns to settle and find a Girlfriend 1. Hoboken, NJ 2. Morristown, NJ 3. Patchogue, NY 4. West Hartford, CT 5. Clarendon (VA) 6. Naperville, IL 7. Overland Park, KS 8. Carmel, IN 9. Madison, WI 10. Grand Rapids, MI 11. Harrisburg, PA 12. Delray Beach, FL 13. Walnut Creek, CA 14. Manhattan Beach, CA 15. Greenville, SC

@DonMiami3 I will in a year when they come down. We've been looking in Scottsdale for retirement. That market was WAY too high. They had a huge run up for no reason at all.

Who is going to buy all of these?

@maggistratus That's interesting. My wife is an architect and she had some classes where they wouldn't allow color in drawings. They'd say "constraints breed creativity." I've never forgotten that. It's why I get frustrated and 12 episode Netflix shows. Tighten it up....

When I was in college there were some classes of mine that you weren’t allowed to use a pencil. Do you know how annoying it was to find a difficult moment arm or do a differential equation in pen 😆 You could scratch thru, but they wanted to see your thought processes.

@FWPlayboy They fuck really well, though.

If you’re a divorced Man. Be wary of divorced girls (especially with kids). They KNOW exactly which buttons to push to get a Man. They’ve done it before and they can do it again.

@MurrayHillGuy1 NYC where you go to make the money. La Jolla is where you go to retire. The economy in SD is very limited, believe it or not.

Final thoughts on San Diego. Elite city, but it’s still no NYC. If you put someone in NYC, from San Diego they wouldn’t thrive as much the other way around. If you excel in NYC, you can literally go anywhere and crush it.

@texasrunnerDFW @theficouple They actually just need more cash. They're doing fine otherwise but what if their HVAC unit blows out or something?

If one or both lose their job for an extended period of time, you’ll find very quickly that they can, in fact, access that wealth—and they will Once credit cards are maxxed, Cash, brokerage, and Roth will be the first to get drained and then it gets harder: 1. Sell house 2.Take withdrawal penalty on 401k If their backs are against the wall, that is what they will do. Most people are able to find another job before they get to the later stages, but if they don’t, they will do all these things, or a bankruptcy court will do it for them

Spoke with a couple from Dallas, Tx: Age 39 & 42 and their balance sheet: - Home equity: $395,500 - 401k's: $300,000 - Roth IRA's: $110,000 - Cash: $21,200 - Taxable brokerage: $40,000 ...Can't touch 90% of their wealth and feeling trapped in high stress jobs.

@FWPlayboy She's prolly fucked 3x that. So what? Pete Davidson's resume is top tier.

Women were designed to be passed around…

@katwildeatl We were having hardwoods installed and the head of the crew asked if they could speak Spanish. He said a previous house had a MAGA type woman that demanded only English be spoken in her house.

The foreman of the work I’m getting done in my house asked me if it was ok for the workers to use my bathroom. I was pretty confused and asked where else they’d go. She said “up to the store” and I am once again very disappointed in people

@MeghanMcCain You you do the same things the rest of them do at the same time they do it. Interesting....

I honestly can't even believe I have to address this - no one has ever paid me to tweet anything, ever. And no one until today has ever called me a "MAGA influencer". Just absolute nonsense.

@MeghanMcCain Trump shit all over your dad. Show some self respect, produce something, and stop trolling for social media likes.

Me and everyone I know after this weekend.

@MurrayHillGuy1 @UGOOOTWEETS "MEN WANT VIRGINS!!!!" Lulz, no.

@UGOOOTWEETS “I can change her”

Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are engaged 💍 This will be Kim’s 4th marriage and the first for Lewis. Lewis said “Ive found my own person and I want to spend eternity with her”

@voxpopulists @FWPlayboy That's why Jeff Bezos married a virgin, right?

@Flies_Frequent @FWPlayboy When financially supporting women. She doesn't need to be financially supported.

Men LOVE to be married! Him- Famous, wealthy, professional race car driver, loved and chased by millions of eligible women, never married. Her- Busted, blown out, amateur porn, reality tv, town bicycle, married 3 times. Of course! Men LOVE to be married!