Felicity Luxmoore

You know this kid at the party who isn't winning pass the parcel and sucks at musical chairs, so deliberately sabotages all the games for everyone else? I think he might be prime minister.

If US Supreme Court overturning #RoeVWade was about babies, there would be: Universal healthcare Free birth control Free education Free daycare Child support Criminalisation of all rape & child marriage As with all abuse of women, this is purely about male power and control

Things I have just removed from the 4 year old's bed today: 2 coathangers, a torch lantern and a bowler hat full of cars.

@Shrubstreet Morty it's totally knackered, I've never seen him so tired. Thank you for taking them on such an amazing trip!

Wow! What a wonderful few days we have all had. The staff couldn't be prouder of our kind, caring and resilient children. Every single one of them were a pleasure to take away and were absolute stars 🤩 I hope they sleep well tonight! #TeamDunfield #shrubstsuperstars

No orange juice for a customer. Me: "A shame not to be able to sell it, but hey: shortages." Her: "Well it won't hurt us to get by with less for a while. We've been spoilt for choice. Time to take what you can get." She proceeds not to buy apple juice. #BrexitFoodShortages

@DawnButlerBrent Thank you! That was wonderful.

Earlier after I called Boris Johnson a liar I was thrown out of Parliament immediately. But he is a liar, and enough is enough. I needed to call it out!

@JudieannRose @jabberwockyfood one for your lockdown cook book?

Are you a #selfpublished author with an inspiring story of how you went from idea to publication? Can you describe what motivated your book and your writing process? I'd love to feature you on The Table Read. jjbarnes@thetableread.co.uk #journorequest #prrequest #authors

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Brexit isn't working, let's cancel it and rejoin the EU If you agree, like, RT and follow

@agirlcalledlina They do love a challenge.

@Clarissa_Widya Agreed, thank you very much for the vote of confidence. Being any of those things is pretty new, so I'm going to take it one step at a time and relax gently into my new found snotty attitude.

@Flikety Any man who calls an adult woman 'snotty' needs to, at the very least, expand his vocabulary. So the usage of that word says a lot about the writer and his intentions. You are nothing of aforementioned. x

For future reference, according to Some Guy On The Internet I'm "snotty, abrasive and unwelcoming". So now you know.

@Clarissa_Widya Ah, but as we know things said on the internet are all true. So he wins.

@Flikety Ok... sure, let me speak to him 🙃 we'll have this sorted in no time. Yes I'll hold...

@ifdefined It was indeed. But he's a vlogger, so one must respect his authority on these matters.

@caley_sean @ginamartinuk It's what he wants. He wants to be your buddy. You don't blame your mate for lying to parliament/ skipping meetings when a global pandemic hits/ looking out for his donors with a bit of work etc. It's what Bojo would do. It's not what PM Johnson should do.

@ginamartinuk I personally think the name Bojo illustrates a total lack of respect on our part. That is why I’ll continue to use it at every opportunity.

Petition to stop everyone calling Boris Johnson “Bojo”. He is not your son’s loveable goofy elephant toy, he is a Etonian Educated grown adult man responsible for the avoidable deaths of hundreds of thousands of loved people.

Retweet if you think speaker of the House of Commons Lindsay Hoyle is seriously damaging our democracy by persistently allowing Boris Johnson and his ministers to lie on matters of fact and evidence and get away with it

The Mash Report, a comedy program critical of the government has been axed by the state broadcaster, reportedly for political reasons, and at the behest of a director general appointed by the government. Finally, a stone cold example of what 'cancel culture' looks like.

Thank goodness I can now go back to measuring travel chaos in inches again. #brexitbenefits