AlternativePasta

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AlternativePasta

@FlizzledyFlam

They/Them I have no idea what’s going on, I’m just happy to be here.

California, USA Katılım Mayıs 2012

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·4d

@Whells69 @xxMAXTURBO69xx @l0ssl3ssX It's an airsoft gun. Not sure if it's mean to be an actual firearm in this image or if Jane's have some fun on her off-time, but even the actual irl airsoft model has those rounds attached to the stock so.

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ウェルス@Whells69·4d

@xxMAXTURBO69xx @l0ssl3ssX Forward assist on a lever action?

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maxturbo69@xxMAXTURBO69xx·5d

commissioned work

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·26 Mar

@MrDrewbles @lukeisamazing @WolfmanJustin Kevin Smith joining one of the "Dogma" protests anonymously and being interviewed by a reporter is a core memory of mine.

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☭ SLC Socialist@MrDrewbles·26 Mar

@lukeisamazing @WolfmanJustin Same thing with "Dogma"

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the thicc husband & father@lukeisamazing·26 Mar

try again

Red Lip Riots@RedLipRiots

Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe" Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West. They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·24 Mar

@moose_good @VonZenless It's hard to hurt when it's been powderized lmao

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Фанат Тоги 🌍@moose_good·24 Mar

@VonZenless Do this 3 times a day and your back will not hurt

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VonZenless@VonZenless·24 Mar

Goofy Snake #ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZero #ZZZ

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·21 Mar

@bluemuffindraws @lalafellss Haven’t played RE9 but I’ve been really loving seeing this ship going around. Really brings me back to the early 2000’s L4D Zoey and the Witch shipping.

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Blue@bluemuffindraws·19 Mar

She's just a romantic #re9 #graceashcroft #selenacorey

Blue@bluemuffindraws

#WIP what's their shipname? Selcroft? Gralena? #RE9

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·17 Mar

@Pcwxr @UniwatchOW Ah, so you're one of those people who are cool with defending sex pests. You can keep all that to yourself then, bye bye.

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Pcwxr@Pcwxr·17 Mar

@FlizzledyFlam @UniwatchOW 🤢🫵

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Uniwatch@UniwatchOW·15 Mar

I have never ever seen Zarya being shipped with a man in my life

nellie ☆@oukawapilled

vendetta might be the only ow woman i’ve never seen get shipped with a man and i think that’s beautiful

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·17 Mar

@gavurino @bloomedfool Alternatively it just gets funnier over time. "Trust me bro this is t0."

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ino@gavurino·17 Mar

@bloomedfool She better be kept in t0 forever or else this is just gonna be embarassing 😭

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Mar𝓀eesies@bloomedfool·17 Mar

SWS TECHNIQUE??

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·17 Mar

@Pcwxr @UniwatchOW His name was removed from the game because he was a sexual abuser, so no, it has always been Cassidy so far as I'm concerned.

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Pcwxr@Pcwxr·16 Mar

@FlizzledyFlam @UniwatchOW 2016? So McCree

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·16 Mar

@true_R0M4NCE @idxsmile Wait what? Where has she shown any support for isreal?

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grob 🪼@true_R0M4NCE·15 Mar

@idxsmile such a shame her VA is a zionist bruh

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indy | ♪’s@idxsmile·15 Mar

HoYoverse Animation Info@Genshin_HU_Info

Reminder that Rerir still holds the COLDEST Entry in All of Genshin and one of the best in All of mainstream Gacha

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·15 Mar

@lyn49556 Endmin and Lumine are horrified. Rover is concerned. Belle is very concerned. Stelle is scandalized and befuddled lol.

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lyn@lyn49556·14 Mar

The shocked expressions of each female gacha MC

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·14 Mar

@UniwatchOW @OWvoicelines Ashe's resurrection kill line has the same energy as "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"

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Uniwatch@UniwatchOW·13 Mar

A bunch of new unique voicelines i decided to bundle together @OWvoicelines Featuring Ashe, Genji and Hanzo (and Vendetta i guess)

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·11 Mar

@21macabre @TrngTnPhan2 @honkaistarrail @NoMansSky Some people think the new version of Silver Wolf coming in 4.x is too 'plain'/not different enough, and apparently this individual things bringing it up under a fully unrelated post is the way to go about airing their complaints.

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21A@21macabre·11 Mar

@TrngTnPhan2 @honkaistarrail @NoMansSky I think I missed something, what is it about?

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Sean Murray@NoMansSky·10 Mar

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·10 Mar

@velsmells @tally885 Either of your DPS could have gone Cass, and your Bap could have swapped to Ana/Brig/Mizuki and that would have made life 1000x harder than trying to convince the tank to go Hog into Ana Bastion. Actually insane take on their part.

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Xiao at 99% lesbian power@velsmells·8 Mar

@tally885 The doom was kinda distracting them a lot 😭 I tried my best javelining and spinning him back but everyone wanted a road hog instead and I just don’t think hooking him was the play, esp when he wasn’t even the main problem LMAO

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Xiao at 99% lesbian power@velsmells·8 Mar

Enemy mercy sending this in match chat just as I am literally getting torn apart by my own team in vc I’m sorry solsys for not responding I was kinda fighting for my life

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·27 Şub

@Sylax061 @MidnightCastle_ @AustinLinto11 @VonZenless Wasn't that supposed to be Belle controlling the Bangboo too or am I misremembering that? I know there was some line about her doing something embarassing while piloting a bangboo but the details are fuzzy.

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Vernace@Sylax061·26 Şub

@MidnightCastle_ @AustinLinto11 @VonZenless The proxies are in possession of a tape that shows nothing but a bangboo twerking for 3 whole hours and they put it up for rent in their video store

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VonZenless@VonZenless·26 Şub

Oh no #ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZero #ZZZ

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·24 Şub

@JustZero02 @UnfamousRadish Idk about you but I wouldn't want my boss seeing me looking at this at work, so imo it already is lol.

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JustZero | Oni-Meow!@JustZero02·24 Şub

@UnfamousRadish there's must be a nsfw version but i can't prove it

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UnfamousRadish@UnfamousRadish·24 Şub

why would sparkle do this

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·24 Şub

@aequorinn Waiting for the day someone throws in an actual Spider-Man cosplay somewhere in the middle of the all that.

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aequorinn@aequorinn·23 Şub

new favourite tiktok audio #ff7

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·19 Şub

@catboyfailure_ @mylabfafol Iirc it was in her lore that she suffered night blindness because of malnutrtion from her childhood as an orphan living on the streets. I can't remember where I remember that from though so, grain of salt.

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Mika@catboyfailure_·19 Şub

@mylabfafol wait how do we know yuzuha has nyctalopia

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abigail@mylabfafol·19 Şub

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Everyone in spook shack is disabled in some way it's kinda funny

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·16 Şub

@arsonide_ I kept saying Anita Saint Rapon or Anita Street Rapon in my head and it didn't make any sense to me😭

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jamie 🔥 #JINHO@arsonide_·16 Şub

it’s come to my attention that some people didn’t understand the Anita St. Rapon joke so I have come (hehe) to make you all giggle say anitastrapon really fast

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AlternativePasta@FlizzledyFlam·14 Şub

@Murphy_FSS @Rh3zzy Well here's hoping that one day you'll be able to let go of the sex offenders name, since the person he was named after was fired for sexual misconduct and that's why the name was changed.

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