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Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED

Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Float Universe@FloatUniverse·
Air Jordan collectors know this all too well…
Coggles McGreuder@SirMoxley

@klara_sjo It’s called Hydrolysis. And when shoes with rubber soles don’t get worn often and you finally wear them, the soles can disintegrate. Many such cases

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Bomp 🎰@Mycelium_Daddy·
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Invisidon@QuantumAlteredX·
I'm just really happy that the UFOs and Aliens waited until we had really good drone tech, really good hologram tech, really good AI, and really good actual tech so we know for sure everything they tell us is legit.
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Joe Macdonald
Joe Macdonald@BosevskiGorgi·
One of the strangest things about DMT is how after you smoke it once, the smell is seared into your memory. A white-yellow crystal that smells like a Payless shoe store stuffed with mothballs somehow evokes a more powerful nostalgia than your grandma's chocolate chip cookies
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star@maccakither·
70s Paul is so funny to me
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Venus 🪐 || I SHittED twt ||
Ai can't do hard drugs, be horny, or want to kill itself so obviously it can't make real music. Just how ts works
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Keerti
Keerti@___keerti·
The monk asked, “What happens after death?” The master smiled, “What happens after sleep?” The monk said, “I wake up.” The master nodded.
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Mushrooms are for people who have forgotten how to laugh at nothing
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Float Universe@FloatUniverse·
Until Billy Shears came in 1966 the Beatles only wrote a handful of their songs, only recorded vocals and the tracks were prerecorded by a group of studio musicians called the wrecking crew. This is a massive rabbit hole. i love the Beatles but most of their songs before Sgt Pepper were written by musicians via the Tavistock institute. The LET IT BE sessions were used to help cover up the truth.
🎸 Rock History 🎸@historyrock_

Quincy Jones on The Beatles

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Vivid Void@vividvoid·
When a spiritual practitioner tells me they're trying to work through some incredibly thorny emotional issue, using every technique known to man, but it's just not moving... I just tell them, try 30 days sober from everything. All drugs, even the "healthy" and "therapeutic" ones. They usually get pretty pissed at me but if they go through with it, big shocker, they move the emotional issue at the end of week one. Just saying
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Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️
Good litmus test for if you are highly conscious: - do you love Jews? - do you love Hitler? The answer must be yes for both
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PSYCHEDELIC SOCIETY 🍄
PSYCHEDELIC SOCIETY 🍄@DrMaurice1244·
Me: I'm bored Mushrooms: prepare to be amazed 🍄‍🟫
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Float Universe@FloatUniverse·
Spoiler alert: The word is YES
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Lippo@Lippo_Panini·
One time Bob Dylan gave Ringo a blunt thinking he would pass it around but he smoked the entire thing instead
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merton ♨️@mertonesque·
my theory about why the Beatles broke up is that a bands can only stay together when every member is taking the same drugs. but Paul had weed, John had heroin, George had coke, and Ringo had booze. that's not sustainable
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