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Flopaholic
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Just saw a legend on a motorcycle with a skinny lady with giant cans on the back it sucks seeing someone else living your dream but if i were to ever drive i motorcycle i don’t think id get off it alive.
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No i don’t have a banana in my pocket i have a boner and no I’m not happy to see you i was hoping to take care of this in private.
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Fuck this limp dick havin fake news spewing couldn’t handle his whiskey lookin ass backwards in east lakeview hot dog no bun ordering dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden with a hamster for a mother and a father that smelt of elderberries.
Brian@CountryWhisky
@BN_Bears White Sox fans are Packer fans
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When chief keef say I’m a gorilla in the fucking zoo i felt that on some shit but I’m out in the wild not in a zoo. Walls nor cages cannot confine me.
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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Danny Kummerer has changed a lot since moving to boystown
Flopaholic@Flopalicious69
If Danny kummerer got a good haircut he could be this man
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A man living my dream. Bullshit.
Fastbreak Hoops@FastbreakHoops5
5’5” Lucas Byrd wins the national championship then hugs his 6’3” girlfriend.
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My acquaintance, @_JohnnyO is also a daily customer at Cinnabon.
Spinachbrah 🥗@basedspinach
. @Cinnabon I am a daily customer. I will never buy another Cinnabon after you fired that lady who was harassed by Somalian Illegal Aliens trying to do her job. This is America. And we stand with Americans.
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@flopfather @FireMeUpFrank Flopfather, nice to meet you. Names Flopalicious. Brothers in war or enemies till death?
I will allow you to decide.
-Flop
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@FireMeUpFrank This needs to be live streamed somewhere ASAP
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Portage, WI mentioned. Obligatory repost.
Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!)@TrashPanda08x
Ah yes, $1.7bn to widen a highway but more Amtrak service especially to Madison and Green Bay is bad for tax payers. >:(((
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Oh look a random dollar on the ground how did no one see this it must be my lucky day I’m just going to bend over and pick this up i wonder what that smell is
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I’m so serious that I want to marry into a taqueria owning family. We will also sell beef sandwiches. It would be amazing.
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